Jorking my shit rn

It's jerking it but your really high and you spell jerking it wrong

Man I'm jorking my shit rn

by NutzAndButtz June 1, 2023

Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me

MM:Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?
Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
Rigby:You're kinda gay, and then kinda like a f*g.
MM:YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A F*G.
you know who else called me a f*g? my mom.
Skips:I've seen this before. you called him a f*g too many times.
MORDECAI, RIGBY, WE HAVE TO DO CAKE FARTS FOR MM TO CHEER HIM UP.
Mordecai:I don't think i wanna do that.
Benson:Mordecai, Rigby, you're gonna do cake farts for MM or you're FIRED!!

Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?

Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay

by YADEAD July 22, 2025

Jork

Shortened version of meme character John Pork. Usually paired with a character named Gilgamesh.

“Yo dude I just finished writing my book!”
“Nice! What’s the title?”
“The adventures of Jork and Gilgamesh, it’s going to be epic!”

by PCtheGOD February 22, 2025

Jork

The perfect balance between walking, talking and jogging

My best mate and I were too lazy for a a full on jog, but still wanted to burn some calories. We had a lot to catch up on, so we embarked on a much needed jork

by NimbleFruitJube August 7, 2023

Jork-It Ball

A game of basket ball where at half time everyone pauses for a jork break

"I can't wait for our big Jork-It Ball final on the weekend!"
"lets use the yin yang strategy"

by jorkitballlover69yinyang February 24, 2025

Jorking

Someone musturbating their penar

“I was jorking my penar in my room last night to the mannequin leg”

by Moe lester hugh Janus May 17, 2025

Jork

A half ass jerk that can’t get their shit together enough to be a full as jerk.

Joes a hater but he can’t string a sentence together to save his life. What a Jork.

by Luckyjack May 4, 2021