Jorking my shit rn

It's jerking it but your really high and you spell jerking it wrong

Man I'm jorking my shit rn

by NutzAndButtz June 1, 2023

jork

Verb
To masturbate, especially as a male. Similar to 'jerk' or 'jack', in this way. Usually with an 'ing' at the end (jorking).

I'm jorking it, I'm jorking it, ohh ~ so good.

by Bub_Club June 8, 2025

Jorking

Someone musturbating their penar

“I was jorking my penar in my room last night to the mannequin leg”

by Moe lester hugh Janus May 17, 2025

Jork

A half ass jerk that can’t get their shit together enough to be a full as jerk.

Joes a hater but he can’t string a sentence together to save his life. What a Jork.

by Luckyjack May 4, 2021

Jork it

Jork it or jorking it is a term for masturbation for men. When a person says "I'm jorking it" they mean that they're masturbating.

Person 1: So why didn't you answer my call last night?
Person 2: I'm so sorry, I was jorking it.
Person 1: are you fucking kidding me?! You we're jorking it?
Person 2: Yeah... I really like to jork it...
Person 1: Not gonna lie, same.

by M7R1 June 5, 2025

Jork Drag

Jork Drag, or 'JD' for short, is a term used to describe the concentration of your life in which you've spent jorking it.
When calculating JD, jork-sessions have increasingly less weight the longer ago they occurred.

If you jorked it four or more days in a row recently, your Jork Drag is probably almost 10, and you need to lock the fuck in.

JD affects athletic performance. (scientifically proven)

'Gentlemen, you been makin' sure to keep your JD low?'

'Yeah Chris sold the relay cause his Jork Drag was fuckin' insane'

Jaden: 'Yeah bro I jorked it 3 times this morning.'
Jake: 'Bro are you retarded!? Your JD is cooked!'

by JD_Master March 21, 2025

Jork injection

When you want to get a ugly girl pregnant without putting your Willy in her so you jork it until your ectoplasm is on the floor and you suck it up with a syringe and squirt your cum out of the syringe into her vagina

Bro I want to get this ugly girl pregnant so badly so I pulled off the Jork injection

by Studje creators friend February 3, 2025