Noun: A story in which one goes on a long rant about a story, boring, Unsolicited, which has no real ending or point to it. None the less very entertaining
Steve: yo joel, what'd you do on the weekend with your brother?
Gary: we went on a magnificent sled ride, to hit the baddest snow drifts down the road from where I live, past the gas station, to the left, down the dirt road by the angry russian family. went into thier forest and I saw this chipmunk,
Steve: what was the chipmunk doing?
Gary:...
Steve: mmkay Gary, that would be another Joel Story
Gary: we went on a magnificent sled ride, to hit the baddest snow drifts down the road from where I live, past the gas station, to the left, down the dirt road by the angry russian family. went into thier forest and I saw this chipmunk,
Steve: what was the chipmunk doing?
Gary:...
Steve: mmkay Gary, that would be another Joel Story
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Joel Siciliano pushed his way to willow with his swaggering red pants, and tie dye shirt while skating his new baker with indy's, bones reds bearings, hubba wheels while walking his golden retriever.
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by Adrian July 16, 2006
Get the joel schumacher mug.Joel Stooks, Probably the biggest guy in UK, Being in the presensce of a joel stook will blast you to the core and send shockwaves down your fanny. He's hung like a donkey and although he might smell like physical shit, he has a heart of gold and balls of steel, Joel stooks isn't one for keeping girls, his Alpha male nature allows him scout out his meal and shag every girl in the South area, and soon Joel stooks will be going Mr worldwide. Joel Stooks has a body count of currently 243,069 and plans to shag until he dies. Joel stook's being a natural alpha, does not enjoy the presense of other men, if Joel stooks has caught sight of you and your a male, your dun doe, and will terminate the threat with ease. Joel Stook's will not take no for an answer and if rejected may cause serious fatality to the rejector.
Joel Spooks is a born bread alpha.
Joel Spooks is a born bread alpha.
Joel stooks: You fucking looking at me funny are you dickhead?
Male: Boss im Sorry, please don't hurt me
Joel Stooks: YOUR FUCKING DEAD AND YOUR FAMILY IS DEAD TOO!
Male: Oh Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
Joel Stooks: Hey Babeeeee
Girl ( UwU's And Gushes from fanny)
Joel Stooks: Ah ha ha ha ha
Male: Boss im Sorry, please don't hurt me
Joel Stooks: YOUR FUCKING DEAD AND YOUR FAMILY IS DEAD TOO!
Male: Oh Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
Joel Stooks: Hey Babeeeee
Girl ( UwU's And Gushes from fanny)
Joel Stooks: Ah ha ha ha ha
by DCCDCCDCC October 23, 2020
Get the Joel Stooks mug.When food is served so burnt it looks like a block of coal. This is from the legend of the aspiring chef/Musician Joel who invented this flavour for food.
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Get the Joel Stick mug.the style of the Jigga joel, usually passive, very well dressed.leather loafers, a pressed dress shirt, and denim or slacks. walks with confidence. always treats females with respect but never one to turn down a random hook. pretty much down for whatever he feels like. not one to be invluenced to by others.
also known as jstyle,j flava, or fresh as j
also known as jstyle,j flava, or fresh as j
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