Jonty

Jonty is more than a girl could want, he's loving, he's respectful, he's caring and most of all he's loyal. He has the cutest smile, and his eyes are so bright. Jonty is a boy who doesn't know his worth and beauty. He is in love with this one girl and plans to be together from now on and in the future. He has a compassionate heart that cares for the people he is closest to and loves the most. Boys at school admire being like him and are jealous of his praiseworthy looks and outgoing personality. Jonty has a pure and sensitive soul and feels like he doesn't fit in because of these teenage boys’ insecurities, they try to ignore him because they feel threatened by him. All these boys wanted the girl they didn't get and can't have and now Jonty has her. He's simply amazing and attractively different. There's one thing that no one can see about him, is how strong yet fragile he is, like glass that’s nearly impossible to scratch yet easy to shatter, others cruel or harmful words hurt him and stick with him for a bit, but he is resilient and eventually shakes it all off when it comes to someone, he loves he will fight for them through the worst and best moments. Once Jonty is gone out of someone's life romantically whether that be permanent or temporary, the pain that is felt is nearly physical and an urge and craving to feel his touch. Don't ever lose him.

Boy 1 "ugh look, dude, that's Jonty"
Girl "BOY u just mad as hell u ain't as good as him.... in any way!"

Girl 1 "OMG... it's Jonty, he is so fine..."
Girl 2 "Too bad he's got a girl... she so hot too ;)"
GIRLFRIEND "Back off, he's my man!! and thanks gurl"

by imurdadsshhh November 7, 2021

Jonesy

The nickname that is commonly used for Led Zeppelin bassist, John Paul Jones.

Jonesy is an awesome bass player. Just listen to him playing in Ramble On.

by sixstringwoman072 January 31, 2005

Jonty04l32

biggest zoophilistic baiter on HLTV.org forum

Jonty04l32 uses the facade of decent-good language to hide his stupidity.

by Danylo_the_king March 31, 2021

Jonesy

The name of STARK's kickass guitar player.

Nothing like having Jonesy stop by your job with a bottle of Jameson to make some Irish Coffees on St. Pattys.

by cx13 June 11, 2006

Jonesy Muck Muck

A polite way to greet anyone with the last name "Jones".

Often implies the want/desire for a zynnachino

Brad: Jonesy Muck Muck
Luke Jones: Hey there buddy, MUCK MUCK!
Brad: Does Mr.MuckMuck need a wintergreen cellar filler?
Luke: For sure man, rip me a 6 milli

by ferdawinecelly October 11, 2023

Jonesy’s Prick

The largest prick known to man. Sometimes also known as The Frozen Rope, or simply “The Towbar”.

Jonesy’s Prick once attended a wedding in Florida and signed the guestbook as such, all the while managing to also be at work in Boston.

Jonesy’s Prick makes the Biblical leviathan seem like a subatomic particle.

by Jonesy’sP February 21, 2019

Jonesy

Term comes from the game fortnite and it means a simple but really skillful kind of guy. For example people would call someone who is talented at woodwork but has a simple lifestyle a Jonesy.

Oh ya, that guy's a real Jonesy. I'd trust him with my life

by Feather of truth. May 28, 2019