jono

To Smoke Everyday without one break

I coudln't stop Jonoing today man.

by sean March 2, 2003

doing a jono

To do a jono is the act of rejecting your current company to maneuver, in a stalking fashion, over to a person of the opposite sex. Doing a Jono usually consists of a male, staring longingly at a female's chest area. This act if performed subconsciously and usually leaves the former company of the "Jonoer" feeling annoyed. Two people can subconsciously do a jono together, which is known as in the trade, Dual Jonoing.

Sarah: "(oh god, hes doing a jono again, i wish he'd leave me alone)"
Phil: "Oh, theres goes Jono on another tit rampage"
Bob: "Ah man, just leave her alone!!"
Jonoer: "breasts? breast breasts breasts breasts! hmph... breast!"

by david schlonglicker October 10, 2006

Doing a Jono

Where you, or your friend, betray your friendship with others of the same gender to go and flirt with other people of the opposite sex (and commonly fail to pull).

"Oh look at Mobbsy, he is doing another Jono!" or "Doing a Jono again, Mobbsy?"

by Trident Spliffmonster October 9, 2006

Big Jono

When you do something that Jono would do, it's a big Jono moment

Did you hear about the guy who fell in the pool?
Yeah, it was a Big Jono moment.

by Yeetist Deakinist Monk August 20, 2020

jono theo

A fucking retard dickhead. No body fucking likes him but he still thinks he is so cool when he will always be a fat fuck

Don’t be a Jono theo

by Ihatejonotheoharidishesacunt March 28, 2019

Jono Special

n. The result of ejaculating onto feces.

G: What took you so long in there?
J: Oh sorry, I was making a Jono Special.
G: Get out of my house.

by CrazedFiend July 8, 2010

The Jono Special

The act of constant pedophilic behaviour over social media platforms in an attempt to obtain nude photographs.

He gave her The Jono Special last night.
she wants The Jono Special.

by slipperyfishy April 29, 2019