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Jono

Pronounctiation: 'John-O'
1. Skinny Young Man, from the German; {Ianho}
2. An insulting name.
3. Slang for a toilet-o
4. Lacrosse - a near-miss or accident.
def. 1. Man, that 19-year old sure is jono.
def. 2. Fuck you, you're acting like a jono.
def. 3. Hold on a sec man, i have to go to the jono.
def. 4. Man, that guy really pulled a jono. Good thing he didn't hit that guy in the head. You're not supposed to use a baseball, idiot!
by fu-up August 5, 2008
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someone who is attracted to fire; another word for pyromaniac
man, I love the way that grass is burning. Am I turning into a Jono?
by jonojudge153 October 26, 2018
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Jono

Noun -

Jono (Jonathon) is a young lad, when its durry time you can witness him crawl out of his cave (he'll probably smell like shit though, so watch out). He's both fat AND gay, so if you're up for a challenge you can try and befriend this wild beast of a boy. Normally dummy thicc and retarded.

Adjective-
When something is both fat and gay.
Noun-

"Oh shit! is that jono?"
"Yeah, we should leave before he sees us"

Adjective-

"Ah heck man, my ex just got with a new dude"
"nah dont worry about it, he's probably jono"
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Yo is that Jono? Ugh, I hate him he's such a Gronk!
by Jonosagronk July 29, 2019
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When someone has too much love to give so they spread it around to ensure more people are happy
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The gay friend of the group who stays in the closet. He is a musical man who can get all the man ass he wants. Normally the guitar, but can be part of a choir as well. He also owes you the 20 he borrowed from you last year.
Lisa: Hey, you see that guy over there?
Matt: The one that touched my ass 3 times?
Lisa: Yeah, his name's Jono.
Matt: Figures.
by The Pain Is Unimaginable October 7, 2020
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jono is an egg
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