Jon

A really hot guy, the one that everyone wants. Hes also really popular and everyone wants to be his friend. Jons usually tend to get inside your mind and totally eff with it until you're at a loss to his control. Most guys get intimated by a Jon, girls will get angry that they are not good enough for him. But if you really work hard enough and put up with his crap, you might just get lucky and become his best friend.

Girl 1: Omg, I wish I was Jons girlfriend!
Girl 2: I know, omgz hes so hawt!
Boy 1: I hate Jon. .___.
Boy 2: I know, why does he have to be so good at everything and steal all our females?

by itsnotwhoyouthinkitis2 December 18, 2010

Jon

a guy who is sexy and nice. but usaly has a girl friend

Man he's so hot! he's a total Jon

by marybeth bitchhhhhhh February 15, 2009

Jon

Short term for Jonathan. Jon is usually a cool guy who lives by the motto of YOLO. Enjoys life pleasures such as cigarettes(preferably Montecristo) and wine. Jon always has something funny to say. He's caring, kind and knows how to make you feel special. Kinda lazy and a party animal, but also responsible when he has to be. Girls, if you’re lucky enough to meet a Jon, don’t ever let him go. He’s a keeper!

+Jon is great.
-Lo sé!
+He's soooo coool.
-Para ya

by Jara13 March 18, 2015

jon

sexy, smart, amazing, cute, funny, is single, really hot, cant resist loving him

girl 1: wow that guy is SO hot!
girl 2: he MUST be a jon
girl 1: i think im gonna go ask him out
girl 2: not if i do first bitch!!

by im azmzinggg ! November 26, 2009

Jon

A stupid way to spell John made by parents who don’t love their children

*mother giving birth and regretting ever having sex* “ Ahhhhhhh name him Jon”

by Hbfggsz October 11, 2023

JON

A beastly guy with surprising strength,can party day and night and will most likely get in a fight.The guy who's selfishly absorbed in himself,can steal your girl at any moment,may fuck your girl at any moment.

JON is so sexy,JON will fuck you in anyway and anywhere,JON don't give a fuck today make that god a sandwich.

by Heavenscrime June 18, 2013

Jonning

verb To act like a brown Jew in a Catholic school. This includes: throwing objects at innocent people; pushing on one's chair; knowing too much about mass-murderers etc.
The country of origin is Indonesia

Girl: (pushes chair)
Girl 2: Stop Jonning me!

by CaptainPrice55 March 10, 2010