Jón Darri

Jón Darri is the god of gaming, only spoken about in urban legends. The prophecy says he will rise from the depht of the ocean and lead the gamers on a crusade!

Man: Have you heard about Jón Darri?
Gamer: He will lead an crusade against mankind! HAHAHA!
Man: Ah shit, here we go again...

by GamerBoy9000 August 30, 2019

Jon Drinks Water

A wholesome channel of a wholesome man hydrating himself, entertaining thousands of viewers. He currently has almost 10000 videos of himself drinking water.

-Prepare yourself, a huge celebration is about to occur!
-I don't care
-Jon Drinks Water is about to hit 10000!
-WAIT WHAT

by JonDrinksWaterCommenter January 8, 2021

Jon_da_beast452

The biggest Chad the sexist man he has the best edits and has all the girls and is underrated and better than you

Jon_da_beast452 is the sexiest man on earth no dif

by urban dictionary2222 October 9, 2021

Jon Dretto

Alternate definition or synonym for douchebag.

That guy in the Telsa is driving like a total Jon Dretto - he keeps cutting everyone off.

by FrankieSanz June 17, 2022

Jon O'Donnell

Owes Liam a fiver.

Oi, Jon O'Donnell, you owe me a fiver.

by 100% Not Liam August 2, 2020

Jon's Dick

Its the ugliest thing ever. It is worse than roadkill. It is like taking a shit and dressing it up as a person

JOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Jon's Dick" is sweaty

by Dick Pulls April 19, 2014

Jon's dreams

Lots of murdering and sex.

I had Jon's dreams last night.

by ThatFuckingSkrubKiller November 1, 2014