just joking

something you say after you state the truth and get yelled at.

Teacher: Listen boy, you're in detention for the next 3 weeks whether you like it or not.

Boy: I seriously don't give a shit, man.

Teacher: MAKE THAT 4 WEEKS, YOU MORON.

Boy: Just joking...

by july72011 July 7, 2011

jorick

A fifty feet tall turkish nigga who often wears hipster glasses, and smells like bananas.

Look he's such a Jorick.
Kill him with fire!

by tulbandkoe October 28, 2013

Joking my ass

Joking my ass - something so Preposterous that my ass isn’t confident with the premise. Therefore if Jacob says I done caught 5 alligator last night… Jacob your joking my ass!

Mike done fucked sally!
Wait wait hold up you joking my ass ?

by Big daddy 29 July 13, 2022

Only joking

Similar to No offense. It's usually said by a person after they've insulted you and meant everything they said, but don't want to upset you or get punched in the face as a result.

Mike: "Dude your a fucking faggot and no ones likes you! ...Haha only joking :)"

John: -.-

by lolrakfj July 13, 2012

Smokin' and Jokin'

US Army terminology utilized to describe a person or people who are standing around smoking cigarettes and chattering about car chase movies when they should be doing something constructive.

Officer: Where the hell are all of the Soldiers?

NCO: Not sure, Sir, but I think they might be out back.

Officer: Alright, can you get them to load that new equipment onto the trucks by the motor pool?

NCO: Roger, Sir. Smokin' and Jokin' is NOT an MOS, so I will get their attention! (walks away)

NCO to Soldiers: Alright, assholes no more smokin' and jokin'! Get your asses to work, NOW!!!!

by The Preggerses February 13, 2012

JokeClown

Devised by the C & T, Inc., filing system. Classfies those who "are not in any way, shape, or form funny, yet try to be."

Guy 1: Joey Crabs just burned down the Old Folk's Home as a joke.
Guy 2: That's not funny in any way, shape, or form.
Guy 1 and Guy 2: ....."JokeClown."

by Colin Wheatley August 31, 2007

brokies no jokies

When you hella broke

Person 1: You got money for McDonald’s

Person 2: Nah bro. I’m brokies no jokies

by Yruey January 23, 2023