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Johnathan

The cutest, sweetest guy you will ever meet. He is also very honest and smart. Just being around him makes you forget all your troubles of the day, as he replaces it with his sweet charm. A guy that leaves an imprint on one forever. Sexually speaking, after being with him, it makes anyone else dull and unexciting. Can be moody and stubborn but, this only adds to his magnetism. Someone you would do anything for, just to see him smile.
by nanagoloot October 24, 2011
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the finest man you'll ever meet bruh fr he'll either fuck you and you'll reach heaven without dying or leave you sobbing in a puddle after he rejects yo ass
me- hazel hes so cute pls set me up with him
johnathan- sorry i only fuck airplanes
me- *gets airplane transplant surgery*
by tartbiscuits25 December 11, 2019
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Johnorrhea

A person with an irrational fear that they could possibly catch an STD from a public toilet.
Dan: Dude, you missed half the game. What took you so long?

Steve: Man, I had to drop bait and those bathrooms are filthy so I had to cover the seat with some toilet paper.

Dan: Sounds like you got a bad case of Johnorrhea.
by b-tox May 23, 2012
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Johnathanz Storiez

Johnathanz Storiez is the HIT YouTuber who makes really fun and engaging Roblox videos. Johnathanz Storiez has a massive fanbase consisting of a younger audience.
Hey Alex! Look at this new video uploaded by Johnathanz Storiez!! He really says "Sticking out your GYATT rizzler! You're so Skibidi! You're so fanum tax! I just wanna be your Sigma!!!!!!"
by Egg in my Nut November 7, 2023
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Jonashead

One who have Jonas Brothers - Jb - fever (Jonas Brothers is a world most famous family band). No matter happen to Jb they always love and support Jb.
girls : We are Jonasheads! We love Jonas Brothers and nothing gonna change that !
by Jonashead - OJD January 17, 2011
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Johnathan

Is only comparable to a greek god! Zeus to be exact, the king of all Gods. Johnathan's are sweet funny and the best damn friend anyone could have. Women come from all over the world just to be within 100 feet of Johnathan's. Their the manliest of the manly and cannot be takin down by any man. Just their stare alone can make the most beautiful girl aroused, and can also be compared too looking into the fires of hell. Johnathan's are leaders and commanders that will fight with you side by side to death.
girl1: Wow thats a who's that guy over there?
girl2: That must be a johnathan beacause i wanna fuk him instantly!
girl1: MEEEEEE TOOOO!
by canada7777777777 February 6, 2010
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Saddest piece of shit that ever lived. Calling people a thot but he really needs to shut up.
bruh why ur dumb Johnathan fnmv
by ur father lesbian March 15, 2019
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