A famous bully in Hong Kong who calls people names and punches people whoever accidentally tend to pick their noses.
A: Who is your worst enemy?
B: Tim. He’s evil, calls people names, punches dirty people to the d**k, and killed his teacher in school 10 years ago. Absolute Johann.
B: Tim. He’s evil, calls people names, punches dirty people to the d**k, and killed his teacher in school 10 years ago. Absolute Johann.
by MagicCreeper November 23, 2019
Get the Johannmug. a germancguy that's really bad at fortnite and he thinks that he is really good
he takes all the good loot even though he didn't kill the persnon
he takes all the good loot even though he didn't kill the persnon
by periodpoop June 14, 2018
Get the Johannmug. Johannes is the tallest sexiest bloke with the biggest dick around. On top of this he is the most good looking and the smartest man alive.
Johannes christ our lord and saviour
by Choklad papi March 6, 2017
Get the Johannesmug. Originated from the Hebrew "Jahwe", meaning god. Johannes is the most awesome name a guy can have, defining him as superhumanly good looking, smart and courageous.
by SophoJoJo February 6, 2010
Get the Johannesmug. Johannes is a very outgoing, funny, good looking and self confident person. He always says what’s on his mind.
He’s also a really good friend and can give good advice.
It’s hard for Johannes to open up to people and talk about deep things, so if you have him as a friend treat him well and be lenient. Sometimes he needs somebody who’s listening to his problems, so take a seat and give him good advice.
If you’re on a party you always see girls checking him out. But he has a girlfriend, of course! If you get lucky enough to have a Johannes as a friend, don’t let him go. He’s extremely easy to upset but also comes down really fast. He gives the best hugs! If you get the chance to hug him you may instantly fall in love with him.
He’s also a really good friend and can give good advice.
It’s hard for Johannes to open up to people and talk about deep things, so if you have him as a friend treat him well and be lenient. Sometimes he needs somebody who’s listening to his problems, so take a seat and give him good advice.
If you’re on a party you always see girls checking him out. But he has a girlfriend, of course! If you get lucky enough to have a Johannes as a friend, don’t let him go. He’s extremely easy to upset but also comes down really fast. He gives the best hugs! If you get the chance to hug him you may instantly fall in love with him.
Girl 1: Did you see the good looking boy yesterday? He gave me the best hug I’ve ever had!
Girl 2: you must met Johannes, but he has a girlfriend
Girl 1: dammit
Girl 2: you must met Johannes, but he has a girlfriend
Girl 1: dammit
by Johannes Little Sister May 3, 2020
Get the Johannesmug. Johanne is the loveliest girl you’ll ever meet. She’s so Caring and helpful. She is strong and adventurous, and she is typically very good at cooking. Her humor is beyond compare, and she’ll make you laugh for hours. You could also spend hours in a deep conversation with her. Everybody likes Johanne cause she is so nice and welcoming. If you have a Johanne in your life, you have truly been blessed.
by The wisest1234 March 8, 2021
Get the Johannemug. by ThaRealMuhfugga January 2, 2017
Get the Johannesmug.