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Obsolete

Something that is so old that no one feels the need to use it anymore; see old school or cavemen for more information.
ex. 1: The stubborn man decided to go to work by driving a 1908 Model-T Ford, which was so obsolete that it literally had to be cranked.
by Flaminghorse January 8, 2019
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Planned Jobsolescence

Term describing the pre-meditated set of accumulated difficulties with Apple devices over time. These difficulties include increasingly insensitive buttons/touch screen, as well as an inability to make use of new network capabilities. Devices inevitably become extremely frustrating to use just as the next generation device comes to market.
The home button on my iPhone 4 crapped out just as the sweet new 5 came out. Planned Jobsolescence has compelled me to donate more money to Apple.
by ursus maritimus July 16, 2014
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obsolete

one of the greatest albums of all time by one of the greatest bands.
fear factory's version of cars is on the digipak to obsolete.

obsolete is better than digimortal
by slacker jesus March 21, 2004
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obsolete farm machine

1. Any Afracin American who is disabled from doing his job on your plantaions.

2. More common term for any African American.
After Toby didn't feel like picking my cotton, I hit him with my hickery stick until both his hands broke, and now he's nothing more than a obsolete farm machine
by Rob the man December 21, 2007
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ObsoleteBubbles

Insane, the best player on PSN network... Better than UberBubbles
Dude I just played with ObsoleteBubbles that guy raped!
by ElectronHomo April 15, 2010
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Obsolete

Such an amazing person who is insanely attractive and has the biggest heart and doesn’t need anyone by the name of Kyle
Damn, that girl is obsolete! I love her
by That hottie with the fatty November 17, 2021
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joselete

An awesome person. A great friend you could ever ask for
Joselete the g.o.a.t
by Jaxthehax November 23, 2021
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