Jeans night

An incredibly regretful hookup that makes you question reality. If you have a Jean night, expect to not be sexually attracted to a woman for a few days after.

“Yeah man, it was bad, last night was definitely a jeans night for me”

by Jeans_night December 10, 2021

Famke Janssen

Insanely hot actress that plays Xenia Onatopp in Goldeneye and Jean in the X-men movies.

Did you see Famke Janssen's legs in X3? Goddamn...

by Adrian October 8, 2006

Joan

Joan is a very sporty and outgoing person. She dreams big and won't stop fighting until she reaches her goals. She is a beautiful intellectual and everyone should take example from her. Sometimes she pushes herself but it always pays off for a Joan.

Person 1: That girl is so fast!
Person 2: She's Joan, she achieves just about everything she sets her mind to
Person 1: Joan is soooo cool

by Eep_29 February 7, 2018

Protein Jeans

Semen-stained jeans, usually worn by a man, though women have been known to be stained as well. Characterized by faint white splotches, and much more easily identifiable under a blacklight.

You can tell that Buzz is addicted to jerking it because of his splotchy protein jeans!

by B100 September 24, 2009

Joan Rangers

Fans and followers of Joan Rivers while she is hosting Fashion Police on the E Network. "Joan Rangers" are not to be confused with regular fans of Joan Rivers, as these are simply referred to as "Joan Rivers fans."

Okay all you Joan Rangers out there...be sure to vote for the bitch you think wore it best on "Bitch Stole My Look!"

by The2Dads December 6, 2011

Jeansonne

A cajun-french last name, manily found in Louisiana. No one can say it correctly, and for some reason they think its "johnson" but its not!

My friends last name is Jeansonne.

by cajun4life February 4, 2009

blammin jeans

1) Worn out pants that you wear when you wouldn't mind if you had a wet scream while at the strip club.

2) Jeans you wear during the lap dance in case you scoop a ladle full of blam chowder in them.

Peter: "Is there touching at the club?"

Joe: "I-I-I don't know, Peter. Maybe."

Peter: "Okay, this is good, this is good. I'll be sure to pack my blammin jeans."

by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 7, 2019