Joakim is maybe short but he is the HOTTEST person on earth. Every girl wants him- If you see him! Dont look him in the eyes- or you will start to moan uncontrollably....
by 69420isnicenamelol November 16, 2020
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Please be a Joakim
by PsychoPanties January 8, 2019
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The most annoying basketball player in the NBA. I would rather look at Whoopi Goldberg's vagina for an hour and 23 minutes while examinating it thoroughly before i would watch Joakim Noah cry about how many non calls he gets. Joakim sucks more than Chasey Lane. Joakims performance on a scale from one to ten ranks about a Rick Moranis...Joakim Noah IS the queef, after a porn star breaks the gang bang record.
by Vagstatic Voyage. May 12, 2009
Get the Joakim Noah mug.the biggest asshole to ever play the game of baskeball (with the exception of Isiah Thomas). he is the most irritating player i have ever watched. all he ever does is complain about calls that he thinks were fouls. he has no comprehension of the game and is just annoying. he thinks he is the best, when he isn't even the best on his team. i pray the Bulls will lose, just so i don't have to watch him play.
by NoahHATER!!!!! August 4, 2011
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1) Joakim Gomez is still in the competition despite the judges telling him to allow his voters to make a dignified exit.
2) Mum was screaming again. "Could you please stop that Joakim Gomez!!!"
3) If you do a Joakim again, Ill have to sell you an ear muff!
4) "A Joakim cannot take part in SINGING competition!!" said Tina angrily, while throwing eggs at a wannabe Joakim.
2) Mum was screaming again. "Could you please stop that Joakim Gomez!!!"
3) If you do a Joakim again, Ill have to sell you an ear muff!
4) "A Joakim cannot take part in SINGING competition!!" said Tina angrily, while throwing eggs at a wannabe Joakim.
by fujiofujiko September 15, 2008
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by rune1972 November 29, 2016
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