Jizzle is the Olympic sport of distance-jizzing. The point system consists of precision based evaluations; the closer a competitor is to jizzing into the target, most often an old soda can, the higher their score will be. The current gold medal holder, and known world record holder, is one Sterling S.O.
Man, I've been training day and night for the Jizzle competition in Bejing this year! I want the gold! Give me the gold!
by DaKlaw September 13, 2009
adjective. Used to describe something that is funny. see jokes.
This originates from the Home Counties of the UK, more specifically from the St.Albans area, and is formed by replacing the ending of the word jokes with the sound made popular by snoop dogg, "izzle", thus creating "jizzle". The reasons for doing this are unclear but may be due to a need in the white suburbia of the home counties to sound more gangster, hence the "izzle".
But also may be due to the humorous similarity the word has with another word jizz, which means spunk.
This originates from the Home Counties of the UK, more specifically from the St.Albans area, and is formed by replacing the ending of the word jokes with the sound made popular by snoop dogg, "izzle", thus creating "jizzle". The reasons for doing this are unclear but may be due to a need in the white suburbia of the home counties to sound more gangster, hence the "izzle".
But also may be due to the humorous similarity the word has with another word jizz, which means spunk.
by MC Blitzkrieg January 31, 2006
by Headz September 13, 2003
A boy that cums in inconvenient places..
A boy that gets over excited and results in jizzing in a sleeping bag, which is then thrown in the face of a female friend.
A boy that gets over excited and results in jizzing in a sleeping bag, which is then thrown in the face of a female friend.
Jasmin: I'm cold, could someone pass me a sleeping bag?
Jonny: Yeah sure, use mine..
Millie: I can't believe you are using Jonny's sleeping bag!
Jasmin: Why?
Millie: Didn't you know? Jonny is a total Jizzle!
Jasmin: OMG, that's what the stain is!!!!
Jonny: Yeah sure, use mine..
Millie: I can't believe you are using Jonny's sleeping bag!
Jasmin: Why?
Millie: Didn't you know? Jonny is a total Jizzle!
Jasmin: OMG, that's what the stain is!!!!
by Hot-Box October 17, 2009
by logjammin' May 04, 2010
by Wrath Of Goat June 25, 2003
by KakaG January 31, 2010