Jizzelation

having a revelation immediately after ejaculating

Ex 1. Andy has been drinking and is on drugs, he decides to ask out a girl he had been casually sleeping with over the past few weeks to formally be his girlfriend, 'yes' she says very excitedly thinking he would never ask , and they go off to have sex in a nearby room. immediately after ejaculating Andy has a 'jizzelation' as realisation sets in that asking this girl out was a terrible decision which he regrets immediately.

ex 2. "I was slamming this girl last night and then as i finished had a jizzelation, 'this girl is fuck ugly'"

by meesa will November 28, 2014

jizzel

A beautiful girl. She can accomplish anything she puts her head to. She is strong and never gives up!Jizzel means YOUR PRETTY JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.

wow,babygirl your so jizzel.

by rozy garza March 12, 2019

Jizzel

Beautiful girl and loyal girl.She is the best girl to hang out with.<3.She is amazing to be around and to be friends with.She so pretty and she skinny.She makes your day.💜She is protective to her friends and family.And she loves spending time with them.She is always litt🔥

I love jizzel
Im a jizzel

by Jizzel May 12, 2018

Jizzery

Anything that has the ability to cause happiness and sadness at the same time.

I heard that new song from Anthony and Johnsons and it was pure jizzery.

by rimbaudsix August 22, 2009

Jizzelle

A gang bang victim that gets filled with semen until they cannot walk

After the hike I was walking like a jizzelle

by McGross August 10, 2017

Roxy Jizzel

A nice porn star name to use if your prank calling a dating hotline and pretending to be sexy. It is often used to set someone up thinking that their fantasy girl is going to be at a nightclub and that their going to hookup. Usualy a bleached blonde wearing a cheetah print dress with black pumps and their real name is Daisy. Usualy the guys name is Rick

Guy 1:Aww man i just got Roxy Jizzeled last night!

Guy 2:Damn Roxies...why do they have to be so sexy!

by Daisy1727 November 29, 2010

Jizzly Grizzly

When a man is masturbating, or engaging in sexual intercourse, and accidentally ejaculates upwards into his beard or mustache, resulting in the shaving of the beard as the only possible way to rid themselves on the sperm.

Me and Sophie where having sex last night when i pulled out and accidentally gave myself a 'Jizzly Grizzly'. it took me ages to shave it off. My shaver is well and truly fucked!

by StevieJosieStringy October 15, 2009