Joshing my bagels

A phrase meaning you must be kissing my "baby" or in layman's terms telling a false truth. Used mostly in playful to sexual contexts.

Robzilladilla: "Hey man, why don't you just kiss the baby."

Peter Jenkins: "Child Please, you must be joshing my bagels!"

by Robzilladilla May 18, 2011

Jishnu

Smart good-looking clean hearted one
Takes care of beloved funds solutions for problems basically hungry type

The guy being Jishnu is great.

by Jimikkikamal March 20, 2018

joshin your tots

just kidding with you. just joking around.

wait are you serious? no, im just joshin your tots.

by khakis123 April 12, 2017

Joshin

joshin is slang for messing around

Im just joshin with you

by Jason Lewis-Moe March 29, 2004

Jishnu

a giga chad who is good at everything

your mom: i wnna fuck a jishnu right now

by sheeshok123 February 7, 2022

Jashinism

A widespread religion that died off centuries ago but was revived when it was featured in the anime/manga Naruto. Followers of this religion must worship Lord Jashin. They believe that after every last heathen is sacrificed, a new and peaceful Earth will be created.

I am a follower of Jashinism.

by Aurenaci January 29, 2019

Joshing Out

To completely bail on plans with your friends.

I can't believe Miller didn't show up tonight. He was totally Joshing out on us.

by Samuel McGinty June 14, 2008