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Kick a Jimmy day

Today is the day you kick a guy named jimmy!! Have fun
Someone: TODAY IS NATIONAL KICK A JIMMY DAY!!

Friend: YESSSS, LETS GO BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA HIM
by Kick a Jimmy Day November 2, 2019
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Jimmy Dribbler

When a male shoots semen into a condom then takes it off and turns it over to slowly drip the semen onto a chicks ass or face.
Last night when I was with your mom she asked for a taste from the Jimmy Dribbler.
by Papa Jerry September 29, 2009
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Jimmy Dipstick

Person A: 2+2=5
Person B: No, Jimmy Dipstick, 2+2=4
by Alicen June 19, 2006
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Jimmy Dean Fleshlight

Masturbating with a tube of fresh, ground pork sausage. Provides that incredible skin to skin feel.

Performed first by cutting an end off the sausage tube exposing the moist pink meat. Then, carefully hollowing out a small canal in the middle of the tube and setting this spare meat aside. After that, slide the tube down over the erect, turgid penis and work that throbbing knob by maneuvering the meat tube up and down the shaft vigorously until climax.

As with all raw meats, please practice appropriate food safety.

The sausage, while likely to look like a ragged whore’s pussy when done, may be saved and served for a extra hearty breakfast if desired.
My pubes were filled with raw sausage after I did the Jimmy Dean fleshlight last night but it was so lifelike I’m going to do it again tonight. The Kroger had it on sale BOGO.
by Dick Onchin December 8, 2020
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Jimmy Dongs

When you order Jimmy Johns . Then jimmy johns sends a young hot stud who drives up in a suped up mustang, offers you his dong instead of a sub, usually performed for lonely milfs. Also unlike jimmy johns his delivery isn't freaking fast !
He pulls up in his jimmy johns delivery mustang and revs his engine to let you know of his arrival , rings the door bell and says jimmy dongs, are you the milf that ordered the 8 inch Italian with a little bit of Irish , he then bangs the milf and gets the tip and moves on to next delivery
by jimmy dongs 4life June 28, 2012
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Jimmy Dean

Used in place of ATM or Ass to Mouth for anal sex followed by oral. In other words, "brown and serve".
"you ready for a little Jimmy Dean action?"
"what's that"
"brown and serve baby, brown and serve"
by Narfle T. Garthok February 22, 2009
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Jimmy Doogan

Fecal matter that is so disgloriant that it can only be compared to Tom Hankscharacter in "A league of their own", Jimmy Doogan.
Laura took a Jimmy Doogan so big that she could have rafted to safety on it.

Adam, the CNA, was so deep in Ester's Jimmy Doogan at work today that it will take him 2 weeks to get the scent of fecal matter off of his arms.
by VINAPBC24 June 4, 2008
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