Jimmie's Uncle

When you put a pillow on a womans lap and digitally penetrate her in front of company.

We had a few friends over, so I decided to give my girl a Jimmie's Uncle.

by FerrariSA September 25, 2009

Jimmie Johnson

Jimmie Kenneth Johnson is an American professional stock car racing driver whose last full time season ended in 2020. Jimmie Johnson is one of the most well know and definitely one of the best NASCAR drivers who has lived. He has won 7 championships, 5 of which were in row, and 83 wins. He is married to his wife Chandra and has two daughters named Lydia and Genevieve. He is a legend on and off the track and truly the best!

Jimmie Johnson has won his 7th NASCAR cup series championship!

by NASCARFAN48 November 4, 2020

Jimmie Hat

a condom

Be sure to have a jimmie hat always, because it's 2010 and girls are DTF now more than ever. :)

by elfrifo420 February 3, 2010

jimmie ann

A name given to a girl when you was hoping for a boy. A name that burdens,toughens and strengthens her causing her to become a strong unique woman !

Jimmie Ann is one of a kind.

by ja uniqueness January 19, 2017

Jimmie Nightbreeze

Name given to one who is a sex god or a person who is capable of picking up good looking women without having good looks or money. Also defined as a cocky and arrogant male.

1)Wow did you see him pick up that chick
Yeah he pulled a Jim right there.
2)Girl: I love you
Guy: Yeah I know

by Jimmie Nightbreeze February 26, 2006

jimmie jousting

1) n: A term used to define a heated internet argument; usually results in both sides having extremely rustled jimmies.

2) v: A term used to describe the act of rustling internet users' jimmies; another word for trolling.

"Look at these two guys jimmie jousting. Surely this won't end well."

"Hey Andy, wanna go jimmie jousting? I bet we can really rustle some jimmies today."

by RunsWithBoars January 15, 2015

jimmie hat

a condom

i don't want no baby's mamas, so i use a jimmie hat

by drew September 5, 2003