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Jill Summers

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A evil, coldhearted lesbian who loves killing your summer by either manipulating you for a trip and then calling you an asshole when you we're the one that paid for the trip, tries to manipulate you into leaving your friends, or just waits until you screw up to break up with you.
Jill Summers in a sentence
Jill - Oh nice, thanks for giving me your money dumbass
Jill's next ex - Oh wow, see ya. I'm out bitch
by Michael Chricton June 26, 2019
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Jill Stein

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Candidate for the Greens in the elections of 2012, 2016 and 2024. You could also make the argument that she's a spoiler for the Democrats, especially 2016.
O Donald J. Trump/Michael R. Pence

(Republican)
O Hillary Clinton/Tim Kaine

(Democratic)
O Darrell L. Castle/Scott N. Bradley

(Constitution)
O Gary Johnson/Bill Weld

(Libertarian)
(X) Jill Stein/Ajamu Baraka

(Greens)
by the real joe biden March 24, 2025
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Jack And Jill Story

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Two Fuckers That Went Up A Hill To 'Play'
Jack And Jill Went Up A Hill To Smoke Some Marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and then beat her to death with it and pushed her down the well.
And that was the Jack And Jill Story
by TheMinionRaider December 15, 2019
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Jill of All Skills

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Female version of "jack of all trades, female with a wide variety of abilities and knowledge of many topics
My mom is a jill of all skills.
by Suzette Rosdower March 28, 2021
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Slovakian Jack and Jill

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When you and a partner conjoin into one ball of sexual operations and do 69 whilst rolling down a hill.
Person 1: Yo you know Shaniqua over there?
Person 2: Yeah she's my sister, why?
Person 1: Oh shit haha I took her to Pride Rock and we tried the Slovakian Jack and Jill last night.
Person 2: That's my sister what the fuck is wrong with you?!?!?!
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Fat Slag Jill

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Jeezus! What a pig! Talk about Fat Slag Jill!
by Scotty April 6, 2003
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Sloppy Jill

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A loose sloppy vagina with a meaty substance within.
your mom put her sloppy jill on my face
by Nick Peterson September 30, 2006
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