Jethronian

Jeth*ro*ni*an
noun 1. A member of a Jethronian Sect.
adj. 2. Of, relating to, or being of various professional lifestyles, whose members seek to be filled with PBR, and reconnect with nature.

A group of friends that stay at a cabin, ride 4-wheelers, DRINK LOTS OF PBR, canoe, dabble in pyromania in Jethro, Arkansas, hence Jethronians.

I am disappearing into the great outdoors with the Jethronians...if I am not back in a week, don't come looking for me.

by Fellow Jethronian June 6, 2011

JetThatGuy

A real creepy frickin nonce that likes to touch himself whenever in 30 miles of a childrens playgrounds

aww sorry man i gotta pull a jetthatguy real quick we just entered radius OWOWOWOWWOWO

by BumFunBoy September 25, 2018

jethro tull

Fronted by Ian Anderson (the flute-playing, codpiece-wearing badass), this band is behind the brilliance of songs such as "Aqualung" and "Locomotive Breath" as well as the concept album "Thick as a Brick."

"A lot of pop music is about stealing pocket money from children."

by [dp] leviathan April 30, 2005

jewter

A Jew who is riding a scooter

Look at that damn Jewter.

by PurpleCobra February 14, 2019

Jethro Tull

To take a shit standing up while raising a leg to rest atop the toilet paper dispenser.

Goofus: *Gentle fluted tune plays*

Gallant: Oh that is so nice to hear, you're actually cultured! When did you take up the flute Goofus?

Goofus: *HNNNGGHH*

*PLOPP*

*Ahhhhhhhhhh*

*Flute drops in toilet on top of cake of feces*

...FUCK that's the stuff!!! *Shivers* I haven't shat like that since the Gulf War. I passed that beast standing up too, with my foot on the toilet roll dispenser. Kind of like Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull. That turd dilated my asshole to the circumference of a basketball hoop and hit the water like the fucking wreckage of the Challenger explosion. Thick as a brick dawg! I even stole a flute from the local grade school to play a little Aqualung! But just dropped it in the shitter. Chang isn't gonna get that one back hahaha! *Shivers* Wowwww bro, you ever shit so hard it lowers your body temperature??? Think my butthole just sneezed

Gallant: Shut the FUCK UP!!!

by Queef_Quackenbush_Jr January 9, 2021

jethro tull

an amazing prog/folk/hard/blues rock band founded in 1968 by the most bad ass flautist ever, Ian Anderson. their first album was This Was, followed by Stand Up, Benefit, Aqualung,(their most commercial album, but quite possibly one of the best), Thick As A Brick, and countless others. The only two consistant band members since the band's inception are Martin Barre (guitarist) and Ian Anderson(singer, flautist).

to the faggot who said the beatles are heavier than Tull, listen to My God, Aqualung, Hymn 43, Cross eyed Mary, Locomotive Breath, or To Cry You A Song. all great, hard rock Tull songs.

Jethro Tull rules.

by streetmoney February 14, 2007

Jewhole

When a Jew is born, they get a small incision in their left butt cheek. They then get the Star of David tattooed around the incision. This is called a jewhole.

Holy shit! I just got fu**ed of the jewhole...it hurt!

by Lil licker November 1, 2013