jewranesaurus-rex

a gigantic beast of jewish descent, who will eat anything in its path.....especially bagels.

Oh my god!!!!! ITS JEWRANESAURUS-REX!!!! Hide the bagels!!

by mmmhhhmmm December 30, 2007

Jewraffe

Someone who is tall in the neck, loves money, and hates when people say Tori.

I love my pet jewraffe, but I have to put him down for eating my neighbor's tree.

by Chacha<3 May 4, 2010

Jewadem

Jewadem, known as a very smart guy is always playing with their sack instead of doing something that is productive. A Jewadem could drink alcohol and smoke weed everyday until his lungs and kidney collapse. Whatever a Jewadem does he’ll never seem to understand.

Look, Jewadem is smoking weed.
Look, Jewadem is drinking alcohol.
Jewadem does maths lit.

by Local Thugs November 22, 2021

Jewrassic

■ adjective jewology relating to or denoting the period of time during which buying stock is most profitable.

Man, the jewrassic era is over for Wall Street.

by män-'täzh2 July 28, 2009

jewrab

A cheap ass arab or half palestinian half jewish person.

That cheap ass jewrab.

by jjboy February 20, 2005

JewRat

One of the lowest degrees of insult upon one of jewish decent

That bitch beat me in a game, what a jewrat.

Chris and Micheal are playing video games.

Chris: "not beating me today."

Micheal then proceeds to anniahlate Chris' charater.

Chris throws down the controller: "Fuckin JewRat!"

by Josh & Ian October 25, 2007

Jewhad

Like a Jihad, but generally a lot less dangerous. a jewhad is a curse a jew puts on you, often resulting in loss of money of absent foreskin.

John: Fuck man, i need your help!

Eddy: What is it?

John: Rabbi Bergenstein put a jewhad on me and now my money is gone

Eddy: He got me too

John: What happened to you?

Eddy: Lets just say my cock is Jewish

Adolf: Whats up guys? The rabbi again?

Eddy: Yep

Adolf: dont worry, i will stop this from ever happening again

by chubby thy legend February 17, 2010