speed jerking

one of the most dangerous forms of jerking in which one attempts to jerk to a song with incredibly fast tempo and usually does not succeed resulting in a broken ankle/leg

i went to the ER for speed jerking

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 19, 2010

buff jerking

The swag someone feels while wearing a leather jacket.

Look at Justin. He's buff jerking in that jacket.

by jhunt0123 February 20, 2011

cross jerking

The act of 2 males sitting next to each other, reaching over each others arms whilst jerking off the other person.

Rewrite to proper english please, cross jerking

by Internet Fanatic October 8, 2013

Jerking off

When a boy is pleasuring himself in a bathroom or his bedroom and he uses lotion

Older brother: umm dude what are you doing
Younger brother : it's not what it looks like
Older brother: oh my god dude are you jerking off

by Nikki_Manage May 12, 2021

Jerking off

Don’t mind me just beating my cock hard!

Nate is currently jerking off.

by SexGodNate June 25, 2020

Jerking Off

1. To masturbate. Usually associated with males.
2. To procrastinate.

1. Stop jerking off in my classroom, Billy!
2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?" -Blazing Saddles

by Jerry September 7, 2004

Jerking off Snailfish

Sitting/standing around doing nothing, bored out of your mind and looking for something to do,

- did you go out to the bar last night?

-no!!!, i sat around jerking off snailfish all night!, you bob or ken didnt call me!

by Bam 9 October 18, 2010