Jewzenhawgen

1.(noun) - The unit rate for measurment of jewness

"Wow man that guy was like a 500 on the jewzenhawgen scale". "Na dude he was atleast a 600"

by Gregthejew July 22, 2006

Jewmentia

When you forget everything, except how much things cost and who owes you money.

Sorry, my father’s Jewmentia is playing up. He forgot your name but he remembers you owe him $5 from 12 years ago.

by Laz April 17, 2019

jewvenile delinquent

A young Jew who neglects or violates the law.

Comes from the term "juvenile delinquent," which means any young person who neglects or violates the law, though religion is not specified.

"Barry Steinberg's habits of excessive drinking and vandalism make him a jewvenile delinquent."

by Matt Garz December 30, 2007

jewsense

Jew sense is a terminolgy applied to realllly cheap people...

they have this super power instead of spidersense of spiderman..
they can hear a coin drop from 20 meters away and will pickup any shinyobject that might look smell sound taste like money...

usually the ones with these powers are jews
but there are special cases to those kids that will jump in to the freeway for a penny

my jewsenses were tingling when he dropped his change on the floor.

by poppyjew digger September 4, 2010

jewetnit

jewetnit is Dutch alternative spelling for Je weet niet, which means, you dont know. It is used to express that something is awesome, or implies you are awesome yourself. It is often followed by the letter g, short for gengster.

Dude 1: Hey I saw you rocked that test we had last week.
Dude 2: jewetnit g im awesome.

by jewetnitwiikben December 2, 2010

Jewmenian

The combination between a Jew and an Armenian. Jewstian tend to be short, hairy and have a big nose.

Dude he is such a Jewmenian wannabe.

by bbbeastly May 9, 2008

..jewelnotfound

..jewelnotfound is a tiktok account they started their account sometime late April

And they have grown quite a following since then there a video star editor and also has made a couple videos about their fanart that they do did actually They have had the username karlsxsloth, honkingxxkarl and of course their username now ..jewelnotfound

“Do you know who ..jewelnotfound is”

by Avery Harper July 18, 2021