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jewdar

An insanely useful way of detecting the presence of another Jew in the near vicinity mainly by looks or auditory sample. You are one lucky bastard if you posess this and are not in fact a Jew yourself.
Randomness #1: Hey, is that guy-?
"Guy": SHALOM!
Randomness #2: Hella yeah.
by Chezlea March 14, 2004
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Jewdiligence

(Verb) to do your due-diligence in finding the best offer or deal or coupon before making a purchase.
I have to do my Jewdiligence before I can buy that plane ticket.
by rabbihacker March 18, 2019
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Jewdiciary

noun 1. the jewish judicial branch of government.

2. the jewish system of courts of justice in a country.

3.jewish judges collectively.

adjective 4. pertaining to the jewish judicial branch or system or to jewish judges.
'holy shit man, that jew stole from his own bank.'
'haha yeh, heard about that, hes going straight to the jewdiciary, hope he gets jewpned.'
by duckistleader May 7, 2009
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jewdon

a nickmane for a jewish person named jordan.
better watch out, Jewdon might sue you.
by james9999222 June 22, 2008
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Jewdelicious

Something that looks very attractive only to a jewish person.
The Rabbi was the only one in the supermarket to buy that expired kosher meat, probably only because it was both permissible for him to eat and the cheapest meat available there. Therefore, the meat he bought was Jewdelicious.
by Smoke'em January 9, 2010
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jewdacious

adj: being Jew-like, greedy, etc

or the awesome badass form (jew + tenacious)
Did you just take a quarter out of my pocket you jewdacious prick?

or

The Hebrew Hammer is one jewdacious beast.

I heard Jewdacious Z is playing tonight at the bank.
by merriam-webstein March 15, 2008
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Jewdi

A Jedi knight of semitic ancestry. Hailing from Tatooine, they spread through the entire galaxy after the first Jewdi diaspora.
Hmm, Kenoberg. Is that a Jewdi name?
by Jar Jar Goldman July 15, 2009
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