jewban

Someone that is from jewish and cuban descent.

Boy 1: That kid over there looks jewish
Boy 2: No, he looks cuban
Boy 3: Yeah, he's a jewban

by SoftBoner December 28, 2008

Ali Jewbag

A sexual act performed on a female coworker during work hours. After having sex, you break her legs, forcing her to file a claim under worker's compensation.

Oh man! Janice be coming on to me at work like a fiend or sumthin! So I laid her out on the lunch table at work. After we finished I gave her an Ali Jewbag. Bitch'll be collecting cheques for months!

by bigwillyfromphilly September 1, 2014

Jewbaggins

A person who exhibits extreme stinginess or cheapness in everyday life. A person who hoards anything he can get his hands on, including an xbox controller or a bong.

"Mac, I can't believe you just took another rip. It was clearly my turn. You're such a jewbaggins."

by Gatt Meiger October 14, 2011

JewBitch

It's a JewBitch, usally said from Cartman in South Park.

Kyle, Your mom is a stupid JewBitch.

by Thomas James D. September 26, 2010

Jewbane

a 2003 Pontiac Grand Am. Usually driven at high speeds with techno playing.

Dude grab Jewbane and lets go to dons.

by colpy December 31, 2008

Jewbaru

When any person of the Jewish religion drives a Subaru of any kind the car is automatically referred to as: the Jewbaru or a Jewbaru.

You like my new Subaru Legacy?
Your such a Jew, lets take this Jewbaru for a ride and hot box it.

by Large Talon June 3, 2011

Jewbot

Any machine that eats your money.

"WOW! That Pepsi Machine just ate my cash! What a Jewbot!

by CaptainMclovin June 7, 2011