Jedidiah

Truly a man among boys. Jedidiah's combination of intellectual brilliance and flawless, godlike physique leaves you earthly peasents dumbfounded. This guy has biceps so massive that their gravitational presence in our solar system is essential to life as we know it. Although one would expect this gem from God to have a larger than life persona, Jedidiah is known for his modesty and kindness to all which undeniably completes him as the perfect human being.

Hello ma'am do you have a moment to discuss our savior Jedidiah?

by God's gem September 8, 2013

jedi mind flipping

taking shrooms, acid, and molly or thiz at the same time. basically it is the perfect combination of drugs to get you fucked up beyond imagination.

"dude, what happened to mac? he's raping a fire hydrant."

"he's jedi mind flipping bro, he's beyond fucked."

by bigmacdaddy69isthebest December 24, 2011

accidental jedi

When a dude gets a boner by accident, often in an awkward and inappropriate situation. Just as if a Jedi activated his lightsaber by accident.

“Dude, why were all the girls laughing during your PowerPoint presentation?”

“Damn man… I got an accidental Jedi”

by J-man The oneliner January 15, 2022

Judi-Denching

To lift one’s leg in the air, like a cat, and reveal one’s butthole. Often done spontaneously and to surprise others. Requires flexibility to lift one’s leg nearly vertically. See film Cats (2019) for reference.

Girl to friend: Can you believe Britney?! She just Judi-Denched herself and then kissed her boyfriend. Iconic.

Chad: Bro, I met this girl on Tinder that wants to watch me Dench. Should I go for it?

Trent: Yeah bro, I’ve been Judi-Denching for my girl since spring break.

by Prudence19 December 30, 2020

Verbal Jedi

A person who is exceptionally well versed in the art of the verbal bitchslap or verbal smackdown. This person may or may not have been burned on occasion, but is very quick witted, and is most often found doing the verbal smackdown.

Dude: Man, you're such a douche.
Verbal Jedi: At least I get more pussy than you. The last time you had pussy was when pussy had you.
Dude: ...uh...yo' mama...

by 3Dradio May 24, 2006

Jediah

Jediah
A short, handsome boy with a lot of friends. All of Jediah's friends are lucky, because he is one of the best friends you could ever have. He's helpful and goofy and really likes his hair. When you're feeling down you'd be lucky to have a Jediah around to make you smile. You can trust him to keep your secrets. If you have a Jediah in your life you are one of the luckiest people alive.

Jediah is an amazing person and an even better friend.

by LunaDumbledore June 14, 2017

Yoda Asian Jedi

A phrase used by non-asians as a way of acknowledging an asian for his/her superior skills in math, tennis, cooking, drinking, or chess.

A corruption/improvement of the archaic phrase "You're the Asian, Jedi." Although currently in disuse, it is still widely used in a galaxy far away somewhere.

Matt: "Oh skillz, I got a B+ on my Algebra 2 test today!"

Sarah: "Good job, now I'll let you try my awesome beef stew I made just for you!"

Yin: "Psssh whatever, my Yakisoba still owns which I made WHILE acing my Calculus test!"

"Damn! Yoda Asian Jedi!!!"

by toppernotch6 May 17, 2010