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noun 1. A member of a Jethronian Sect.
adj. 2. Of, relating to, or being of various professional lifestyles, whose members seek to be filled with PBR, and reconnect with nature.
A group of friends that stay at a cabin, ride 4-wheelers, DRINK LOTS OF PBR, canoe, dabble in pyromania in Jethro, Arkansas, hence Jethronians.
noun 1. A member of a Jethronian Sect.
adj. 2. Of, relating to, or being of various professional lifestyles, whose members seek to be filled with PBR, and reconnect with nature.
A group of friends that stay at a cabin, ride 4-wheelers, DRINK LOTS OF PBR, canoe, dabble in pyromania in Jethro, Arkansas, hence Jethronians.
I am disappearing into the great outdoors with the Jethronians...if I am not back in a week, don't come looking for me.
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Jet-bridging or Jet bridging, is the action of boarding a Long Haul Aircraft and keeping the passengers at the Jet bridge for a while until the Purser and Captain are ready for " real boarding".
This a rather inventive act, created by some Airline Supervisors in Dusseldorf international airport and it consists on starting the boarding process before the crew has given the “ok” for boarding.
The jet bridge is therefore used as a holding point to hold all Passengers and start the long boarding of 300 Passengers in the system.
With this method, the flights can be closed on time and station performance and on time performance increases exponentially.
Some interesting data:
B767 -209 Passengers
Record Time between commencing of the boarding process and flight closed / off blocks - 15min.
This a rather inventive act, created by some Airline Supervisors in Dusseldorf international airport and it consists on starting the boarding process before the crew has given the “ok” for boarding.
The jet bridge is therefore used as a holding point to hold all Passengers and start the long boarding of 300 Passengers in the system.
With this method, the flights can be closed on time and station performance and on time performance increases exponentially.
Some interesting data:
B767 -209 Passengers
Record Time between commencing of the boarding process and flight closed / off blocks - 15min.
Captain: I guess we are running late today. What can be done to expedite the boarding process.
AA Supervisor: Let’s do some Jetbridging / Jet bridging
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Station ISC: one more day on time and we have the best on time performance in Europe.
Supervisor: Lets Jet bridge it!
AA Supervisor: Let’s do some Jetbridging / Jet bridging
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Station ISC: one more day on time and we have the best on time performance in Europe.
Supervisor: Lets Jet bridge it!
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Goofus: *Gentle fluted tune plays*
Gallant: Oh that is so nice to hear, you're actually cultured! When did you take up the flute Goofus?
Goofus: *HNNNGGHH*
*PLOPP*
*Ahhhhhhhhhh*
*Flute drops in toilet on top of cake of feces*
...FUCK that's the stuff!!! *Shivers* I haven't shat like that since the Gulf War. I passed that beast standing up too, with my foot on the toilet roll dispenser. Kind of like Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull. That turd dilated my asshole to the circumference of a basketball hoop and hit the water like the fucking wreckage of the Challenger explosion. Thick as a brick dawg! I even stole a flute from the local grade school to play a little Aqualung! But just dropped it in the shitter. Chang isn't gonna get that one back hahaha! *Shivers* Wowwww bro, you ever shit so hard it lowers your body temperature??? Think my butthole just sneezed
Gallant: Shut the FUCK UP!!!
Gallant: Oh that is so nice to hear, you're actually cultured! When did you take up the flute Goofus?
Goofus: *HNNNGGHH*
*PLOPP*
*Ahhhhhhhhhh*
*Flute drops in toilet on top of cake of feces*
...FUCK that's the stuff!!! *Shivers* I haven't shat like that since the Gulf War. I passed that beast standing up too, with my foot on the toilet roll dispenser. Kind of like Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull. That turd dilated my asshole to the circumference of a basketball hoop and hit the water like the fucking wreckage of the Challenger explosion. Thick as a brick dawg! I even stole a flute from the local grade school to play a little Aqualung! But just dropped it in the shitter. Chang isn't gonna get that one back hahaha! *Shivers* Wowwww bro, you ever shit so hard it lowers your body temperature??? Think my butthole just sneezed
Gallant: Shut the FUCK UP!!!
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