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Jethro

Noun. See also "Awesome". A person that exemplifies awesomeness. A man with an angellic face and the body of a god. Just saying the name will cause all womens panties to drop withing a 60 mile radius. Too much use of the name may cause health issues such as nosebleeds, myopoism, hangnail, the gout, shingles and anal and vaginal leakage.
That guy is so Jethro.

My vaginal leakage was caused by Jethro.
by fingablasstn June 28, 2013
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jethro tull

Progressive rock band formed in the 1960's. Marked by the quirky vocal style and unique flute work of frontman Ian Anderson. Named themselves after the inventor of the speed drill.
by BadLieutenant November 14, 2004
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jethro tull

Early 60s blues-rock band fronted by flautist/singer Ian Anderson that took on a variety of genres and persists, perhaps to the year 20X6. Best known for their early singles and the albums "Aqualung," "Thick as a Brick" and "Warchild."
I was going to quote a line from Armageddon, but I can't remember it.
by GIANT HOGWEED LIVES May 2, 2005
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Jethro Tull

Invented the seed drill in 1701 and was the name of the best damn band ever
My cat's name is "jethro tull"
by Alex February 13, 2003
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Jethro Marx

A raging alcoholic, wannabe musician/golfer and undercover queer. Has a tendency to hang around multiple drunk females and still goes home alone. Know to take large breasted women on free vacations without engaging in any sexual activity. Uses multiples sexual references to male body parts and homosexual situations in everyday conversations. Butt Pirate. Total fag.
Yeah, he definitely pulled a Jethro Marx.

What? You mean he took Susan on vacation as a cover to sleep with random men? Far out.
by mrmainvein June 8, 2010
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Jethro Tull

The only band in existence that can rock a flute.
by Mr. Soot Gremlin December 17, 2011
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bone clearing Jethro

(v) to clear the contents of a bone...either while eating chicken wings/ribs, or performing fellatio. Common among obese people and sorority pledges.
After Jethro smoked her chicken breasts, Stacy spent a wild night bone clearing Jethro.
by Austin Pealy October 1, 2006
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