Jesus Juice 

High Quality Smack. When Heroin is loaded in a syringe. Particularly dark/green tinted worked-up Heroin. One is thought to have ecstasy close to god-like from this.

Jimmy: "Yo, Tom you gotta get you some of this Jesus Juice. Shit's got me smacked off my tits!"
Tom: "Word? I tried some of that shit last week, had me speaking to God and shit!"

Jesus Juice by ClerkJesus October 11, 2020

Jesus Juice 

Concord Grape Juice, Lemonade, and Vodka

Gimme some of that Jesus Juice it’s amazing!

Jesus Juice by SunneFyre October 15, 2019

Jesus juice 

Holy cum

this bitch drank my Jesus juice last night

Jesus juice by The holy dick September 16, 2018

Jesus Juice 

Midwest slang for orange juice containing the drug propylhexedrine aka Benzedrex. The drug can be bought over the counter in the form of a nasal inhaler normally used for allergies. If you break the inhaler and take out the cotton inside and soak it in orange juice or any acidic beverage for 24 hours the active ingredient (propyl) is extracted. Propyl has similar effects to amphetamine and methamphetamine and induces a state of intense focus and euphoria. It is also horrible for your vascular system and causes severe vasoconstriction.

In simple terms you will go sicko mode and probably will end up on meth if you weren’t already when you took the Jesus Juice. It’s called Jesus Juice because it makes you feel like Jesus and it will bring you back from the dead.

Me: Hey bro do you want some speed laced orange juice?

Homie: Oh, shit did you put your Vyvanse into OJ?

Me: Nah I ran out like a week ago, this is Jesus Juice! It feels just as good if not better. You can feel your brain cells dying so it must be good.

Jesus Juice by danasp_42 December 27, 2019

Juiced Jesus 

To be toned and muscular, while having long majestic hair and an almost Chuck Norris like beard. *Tattoos are not required, but recommended.*

Man, Opie from Sons of Anarchy really became a Juiced Jesus in season 4 of the show.

Juiced Jesus by Ulta-Thug MD. June 12, 2015

jesusjuice 

Like cum but is a word taking the piss out off jesus.

dave:what are you drinking?
rhys:i am drinking my dads jesusjuice.

jesusjuice by jottie May 17, 2006

jesusjuice 

When you get really drunk/kronk for next to free and its almost like a spirtual experience.

"Dude, i am blasted!! How much do i owe towards our tab?!"
"No worries bruh!! I got my Youtube check last night!!"
Fuck yeah bruh!! We're drinkin jesusjuice!!!"

jesusjuice by mrbluestorytrue November 18, 2015