Jessika

Someone so beautiful they outshine the needs of makeup or any face enhancing product, she is naturally beautiful and gorgeous. She even has the weirdest sense of humour that you could possibly imagine, she can be everything and all you need at the same time she's practically perfect and a world of fun. If you don't treat her right then you don't deserve her amazing company and therefore should change or say goodbye to a life of fun. Whenever you need her she's always there unless she's reading a book then in that case you must leave her and let her read and enjoy her life and don't you dare disturb her. She's the perfect package and even more, you must give her all the love in the world and she will return the favour.

Man: Damn dude that Jessika is quite a bodacious babe, such a perfect catch
Other Man: I know dude but she's 500000 levels out of my league ill just worship her from afar
Man: Me too bro *Prays to Jessika

by Sergeant Biffy June 14, 2016

Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit

The most well-known horse acting in Hollywood at present. Famed for playing human parts, most notably the lead role in Sex and the City.

I hear they are remaking Mr Ed, Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit is going to play the love interest.

by Cuddles McStig May 21, 2008

Jessica Biel

This hot ass actress with a perfect ass. Her tits are very round and perfect. every man gets a boner when they see her in movies. she has a lot of talent.

fuck Jessica Biel's ass is amazing

by urban12323 June 15, 2014

Jessica

A friendly, funny, kind person who likes to joke around. Everybody likes her and wants to be around her. She's the weirdest person you will ever meet but that makes her herself. She's really easy to talk to. She's the bestest friend you will find

Hey do you know that Jessica girl?
Ya she's really nice and super weird.
Yeah I really want to be her friend.

by Tapatony May 16, 2017

Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome

The "condition" suffered women who are widely regarded by women and gay men as being beautiful and stylish, but are recognized by straight men as being quite homely and totally unappealing.

Madonna is one of several celebrities who suffers from Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome.

by grandy427 October 17, 2008

Becky And Jessica

Becky and Jessica are the two female characters played by Danisnotonfire on YouTube. Becky is shy and wears a grey shirt while Jessica is obnoxious and wears a purple shirt. They are also best friends and are even a ship to some danosaurs.

Classic Becky And Jessica conversation:
Becky: "Hi!"
Jessica: "Oh my God, Becky! Shut up, no ones talking to you!"
Becky: "Sorry Jessica-"
Jessica: "SHUT UP!"

by Kennybunkport January 14, 2017

Jessica

Often seen and accused of being a slut, that is not the case. She is faithful as a puppy. She can be a little crazy at times, but also wise, and typically more intelligent than she puts off.

Jessica knows her stuff when it comes to real life but she can get a bit feisty!

by JSuzie July 15, 2019