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jesse mccartney 

Pre-teen bopper : "PNGZ! It's Jesse! PNG! LOLZ!"
Me : "Wow."
Pre-teen Bopper : "Wyt....... Wat's dat oder boi doingz!"
Me : "HAHAHAHAHA. ROT IN HELL YOU FUCKING BOPPER. YES JESSE MCCARTNEY IS FUCKING GAY! HAHAAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Pre-teen Bopper : -dies and rots in hell-
jesse mccartney by Mushu May 6, 2005

Jesse Mccartney 

a fag who wears make up and can sing like a chick
omg, he acts just like Jesse Mccartney
Jesse Mccartney by LaLa November 3, 2006

jesse mccartney 

The most gorgeous 17 year old boy on the face of this Earth! Talented as all hell, makes you want to melt. Acting as Bradin on summerland the most awesome show ever! Heaven, gods gift.
Oh my god, i want to bang Jesse Mccartney so bad!
jesse mccartney by Rosie April 1, 2005

jesse mccartney 

haha where do i start?..hes a creepy kid that blinks too much and doesn;t payattention to the road instead he sings to it...he rapes terrified girls in dirty pools, has really bad eye brows and i think he has a twitching problem..
man when is that jesse mccartney video gunna come back....its my favorite

Jesse McCartney 

The hottest guy in america!!!!! if u do not watch summerland ur a dork and eveyone hates u!!!!!!!!! he is the hottest guy alive and no 17 year old can breat him!!!!
kelsey: holy crap look at that hot guy
ally: its jesse mccartney...DUHH...who else
kelsey:...ohhhh
Jesse McCartney by Hottgirl May 13, 2005

jesse mccartney 

a pretty boy that got famous merely because of blonde hair.
ewwww jesse mccartney is a faggot and got famous because of a pretty face NOT! he must of slept with his manager to get famous.
jesse mccartney by jesse sucks February 24, 2005