Kris Jenner

1. The ultimate pimp who uses her five daughters to obtain mountains of cash by passing them around to various athletes and musicians. And making them pose in age inappropriate clothing for a magazine in Australia.

2. A mother who leaks sex tapes of her children.

1. Kris Jenner is a wonderful mother and wins the mother/madam of the year award.

2. Wow! Your mom released your sex tape too!? Our moms are total Kris Jenners.

by Madambananapeel May 27, 2014

Jester Hopperpot

Jester Hopper pot is a fictional jester suit wearing character from a hit 8-bit show called "Code Monkeys". Story goes that Jester dreamed of creating a strain of weed so strong, it'll get you high off of just one hit. He would later name this weed "Hiroshima". He was last seen driving off into the sunset in his tye-dye school bus named "Farther"
But thats the story they tell you in school man.

It's true jester has a few hundred pounds of Hiroshima on the bus, but the real reason is because he stole the declaration of independence. He rode out, hid with his entire stash and planned to smoke the worlds dankest joint rolled with the deceleration itself.

"Dude have you heard of Jester Hopperpot?" "Your as stoned as Jester Hopperpot!"

by Alec_FrY November 24, 2010

Bruce Jenner

He's dead. Bruce Jenner is dead.

Guy 1: Hey, did you see Bruce Jenner the other day?

Guy 2: Bruce Jenner is dead.

by TheKB321 June 8, 2015

Jesmerized

A Female Named Jessica That Will Hypnotize You With Her Cali Swag. She's Fascinating That You Can't Look Away Or Stop Thinking About Her

I Was Jesmerized When I Saw Her Walk By

by GhettoQueen October 19, 2019

Deuce Jenner

The act of defocating while in a full out sprint.

Dude, I'm about to hit a deuce jenner get the camera ready.

by JaCqEeZ December 30, 2012

kris jenner

A fame hungry control freak who wishes she was 25. Her fame hungry, talentless daughter's, (the Kardashians) take up the airwaves and poison the minds of children. Only concerned about $ and fame, even though she can't do shit.

Kris Jenner: OMG, those stupid Housewives are taking up my TV time. I NEED MONEY NOW.

by lilcamifromcali August 13, 2011

Jewneral

Not having or not wanting to spend money on someones funeral so you bury them on your own.

No im just gonna do a jewneral in the yard

by YeahBuddy3838383 December 8, 2010