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Jersey Turnpike Shot 

When the bartender wipes down the bar and squeezes the rag into a shotglass.
"Happy 21st bro, let me order you something dirty"

"Dude I hope its not a jersey turnpike shot"
Jersey Turnpike Shot by sarahah August 23, 2011

Jersey Turnpike Shot 

(n): A shot made from emptying the spill mat behind the bar into a shot glass. If this does not fill the glass all the way, the bar rag may be rung out to fill it up fully.

This is an abominable creation, normally ordered as a joke or prank.
Customer: Let me have a Jersey turnpike shot for my friend here

Bartender: No, I’m not sure if you know what health codes are, but I will lose my liquor license.

The New Jersey Turnpike 

Smacking your lovers face with your dick repeatedly in a haphazard, aggressive fashion thereby inducing the disorientation and aggravation one feels while driving the New Jersey Turnpike.
"Sometimes, when the moment of our love making turns especially tender, I give Brenda The New Jersey Turnpike. Just to remind her not to take anything for granted."
"Marge wanted to know what it was like growing up in New Jersey, so I gave her the New Jersey Turnpike. 'What the fuck is your problem, asshole?' she yelled after I ruined her day. Hey, she wanted to know!"
The New Jersey Turnpike by RoyCoup December 10, 2012

New Jersey Turnpike 

A shooter made by dumping the contents of the bar mat (where you make various drinks) into a shot glass.
For his 21st birthday, Jim's friends ordered him a New Jersey Turnpike, which made him vomit.

New Jersey Turnpike 

Important link in the Northeast megalopolis from Boston to Richmond. Highly regarded as "one of the worst roads in America," but it gets its bad rap only from the very northern section, whereas the section from Exit 12 and south is clean and less congested. Only freeway link from New York City to Baltimore, so many use the NJTP as a through route. This is why New Jersey has a bad image, since the REAL New Jersey is away from the Turnpike in the form of beautiful beaches, historic towns, and vast farmland (despite being the most densely populated state in the Union). This highway is also called the "New Jersey Speedway" since police will not stop you unless you're going above 80 MPH.
I once took the New Jersey Turnpike to New York, but when I got there, I asked myself, "Why waste my time in that shithole?" and turned around to go to Philadelphia instead for a cheesesteak.

new jersey turnpike special 

When you are on the Jersey Shore beach, you have a girl on her hands and knees, and you insert a roll of quarters into a girls' butthole. She then turns around and while you fuck her in the vagina she is able to spit the quarters out of her butt and into a bucket.
I gave Allison a New Jersey turnpike special on spring break and then we used the quarters at the convenient store.
new jersey turnpike special by BTB33 September 16, 2016