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Jered

A cap ass nigga that be lying his ass of for no damn reason most likey take some uglyass pictures and favorite line is “i do have a girl yall just don’t know her”
That nigga over there cappin. Damn he must be a jered
by randomassboi August 18, 2020
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jere

A mean kid who flirts with everything
jere: sup girl u look like u got a big fat ass

girl: ewwww!!!!
by unicorn_candie September 21, 2018
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jering

(verb) a word used when a person is texting obnoxiously.
Jer me later.

He won't stop jering me!
by sammalander December 23, 2009
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Jered Weaver

The best young pitcher in baseball, currently 4-0 with a 1.37 earned run average. Recently optioned to Triple-A Salt Lake because Bill Stoneman and Mike Scioscia are dumbfucks who don't know shit about baseball and think sending down the only consistently good pitcher on the staff will somehow help their last place team. It makes Angel fans sick.
Hey look Jered Weaver piched 7 more shutout innings; let's definitely send him back to the minors.
by disneysucks September 3, 2008
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Dirty Jered

A serious, lovemaking act. After a session of passionate intercourse, the male partner kneels down on all fours. The female assumes a position behind the male as if going to eat his brown-starfish. The male then releases his flatulence (fart) in the females face, she then proceeds to eat the Dingleberry(s) off the male for sheer erotic enjoyment.
by Carlos December 6, 2003
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DJ Jere

by serverisnoob April 18, 2020
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Jered

• A person you can love easily and forever. • One of the kindest human beings you can ever meet.
• you first start off as friends then without you knowing it you start falling for him.
• they guy with the greenest eyes ever!

• has trouble communicating his feelings

• he needs to ask this girl out already
Damn...I think I’m falling in love with Jered...
by Hmmay April 8, 2019
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