The Bruce Jenner

While your partner is holding your penis you punch them in the face giving them an adrenaline rush causing them to squeeze your willy with super human strength resulting in extreme genital mutilation

if you're looking for new ways to spice up your sex life I don't recommend The Bruce Jenner

by Shitcakedasshairs July 1, 2016

de-Jenner-ate

1) The curious process of historical revision whereby a former Olympian can reveal, retroactively, that s/he spent forty years severely questioning his/her own sexual identity, while all the time taking great pains not to allow said sexually ambiguous thoughts to pass into the media.

2) A bipedal hominid who is in no sense of the word a mensch, who has not made a career of M-T-F but still hasn't the guts to cut off his wang and have it splayed open into a plastic pussy; a publicity-grubbing status-seeker and sexual hypocrite.

3) the result of a sex-change operation not to be confused with normal, healthy transsexuals, who has been so corrupted by Hollywood value that s/he thinks that Americans will swallow 40 years of bullcrap just for a photo cover spread and charm offensive.

"Oh, God, there she is again. All OVER the media."

"I wonder if the cereal company will give me back what I paid for my Wheaties box back when she was still a he?"

"It's a very de-Jenner-ate situation."

by al-in-chgo June 8, 2015

kylie jenner challenge

You take a shot glass or glass cup and suck really hard and when you let go your lips will be gigantic (Usually resulting in bruises and swelling, you are practically ruining your lips)

I did the Kylie Jenner challenge, and now my lips are huge!

by Sksoodkroellw April 21, 2015

Kylie Jenner

Previously daughter of Bruce Jenner (now Caitlyn Jenner) and little white child of Kardashian family. Keen to follow in her sister Kim Kardashian's shoes, has bought herself a new body (ass and tits before finishing puberty) and of course plumped her thin lines and fake tanned her white freckle skin into a Latina looking Mrs Potato head. Her aim is to look like a hot half black chic when she really is just as white wonder bread. Catch her taking numerous selfies pouting and raising an eye brow or with older black men who just use her to become the next Kanye west. Also note: she is hotter on Instagram than in real life

"She's got that Kylie Jenner look?"
"What you mean?"
"She a hoe"

by xoxo gossip grl August 13, 2015

Kylie Jenner

Somebody who gets lip injections and looks like a blowup fish.

Look at that Kylie Jenner.

by Atlanta1995 August 22, 2016

Kylie Jenner

Kylie Jenner is a Kardashian/Jenner sister who makes her life seem perfect with her "perfect" daughter named Stormi, huge ass mansion, two TV shows, a half a billion dollar makeup line, and an "amazing" boyfriend (as of April 2018), Travis Scott. She completely redid her whole body because she got plastic surgery like everywhere, just like Kim Kardashian. That is why she has big lips, tits, and ass. She always takes selfies and puts them all over social media. A picture of Kylie and Stormi holds the record of the most likes on Instagram. Kylie's mom is Kris Jenner and Kylie's dad/mom is Bruce Jenner/Caitlyn Jenner. She wears an excessive amount of makeup and makes herself look half black.

Person 1- Wow, did you get more plastic surgery?
Person 2- Yeah. I did.
P1- And you bought a mansion?
P2- Yup.

P1- And your dad is trans?
P2- Yes, she is.

P1- You are turning into Kylie Jenner.

by chickslickdicks May 27, 2018

Jenney

Jenney is a girl who cares about her friends. She will beat up anyone who hurts her loved ones. If you are her best friend you are either her brother or sister. Jenney is a curly headed girl with big lips. She is pretty cute so you cant necessarily say shes ugly. Jenney will treat you great and she is not a pussy. She will do anything for example kiss someone on a dare.

Jenney is crazy asf she ma best friend
Naw dude she ma best friend

by Pseudonym hoe October 15, 2018