wank jammies

noun. A piece of fabric or clothes that's used to cleans one's semen after masturbation.
Usually old sweat pants, T-shirts, single socks, and old boxers.
The wank jammies are used soly for that purpose, and are usually hidden away in a safe place (under the matress, the closet).

Don't touch that dog, them be my wank jammies, yo.
Crap, my mom washed my wank jammies

by koko October 31, 2004

jammie

Handgun, gun, pistol.

Yo, don't point that jammie at me.

by Bigup July 20, 2008

jimmies

When rustled, convey feelings of discontent or of being upset.

One can only reach true enlightenment when his jimmies are eternally unrustled.

wait a sec are u trying to rustle my jimmies
None can rustle the Triumverate.

by gorillamuncher May 19, 2012

eye jammie

a quick jab to the eye

you about to chatch a eye jammie

by KAYKAY September 12, 2004

Jammies

Jammies (N) // (Jam•ees) - An informal term, often used flirtatiously. Not to be confused with pajamas, pjs, or nightwear. Oftened the result of a rejection to a FaceTime call.

“Were you afraid I was going to see you in your jammies 😋”

by Mark S. Jammies Esquire March 20, 2019

Are your jimmies rustled?

jimmies – feelings / thoughts / ego
rustled – hurt / disturbed
unrustled – peaceful / calm

As per Know Your Meme, the expression originated from 4chan in late 2010, and is used by trolls to "convey feelings of discontent or discomfort in response to someone else’s post in imageboards and discussion forums".

The expression is an alternate form of "u mad bro?".

Victim: What the heck is your problem!?
Troll: Are your jimmies rustled?
Victim: ...What is this I don't even—
Troll: *trollface*

by AgentRev December 18, 2012

Jammies

pajamas (see also PJs)

Don't forget to put your jammies in the hamper.

by Light Joker May 2, 2006