Aunt Jemima'd

When dat boi slams it in the neck like woah. The nut go pop and ya girls throat get coated like when you put on way too much syrup because you a fat nigga. Could potentially induce coughing, vomiting or bitching.

Tyrone aunt Jemima'd my girl, I knew when she came home and coughed cum on my kids face.

by Sloot Scooter October 22, 2016

aunt jemima tits

Tits that hang down to the waist. Milk jugs. Long National Geographic Tits with big nipples.

look at the Aunt Jemima tits on that reggae singer!

by b. hanback February 17, 2008

Steaming Aunt Jemima

A bowl/bucketful of fresh piss and diarrhea, poured over someone's head like syrup over a stack of pancakes.

Non-Sexual: The juvenile miscreants were so vile that they gave a boat full of tourists a Steaming Aunt Jemima as it passed beneath bridge on which they stood.
Sexual: Their favorite type foreplay progressed over time from anal fingering, to a Glass Bottom Boat, then a Hot Carl, and finally ending up as a Steaming Aunt Jemima because they were some seriously fucked individuals.

by Captain Sodomy October 12, 2006

aunt jemima

um yes. this is the one and only woman who graces the label of many a syrup bottle. she is almost always shown with a bowl full of a batter she seems to be mixing. she has become a sort of cult figure, with many references made to her in movies and television series.

wow. these waffles are dry. we need some aunt jemima up in here.

by nth January 28, 2006

Aunt Jemima Eye Poke

a term used by insomniacs to describe that feeling when you've only slept a few hours in the past couple of nights, rendering you useless, as if someone has fucked you in the eyeballs and injected syrup into your brain.

Ian couldn't get jack shit accomplished this week after experiencing another Aunt Jemima Eye Poke over the weekend.

by dmonet October 28, 2008

Aunt Jemima handshake

When you rub poop on your hands and give someone a handshake.

Steve:**poops in hand**
Jerry: **unknowingly grabs hand**
Steve:**laughs**
Jerry:"Awwwwwww!!!! was that poop?!?
Steve:AUNT JEMIMA HANDSHAKE!! **runs away**

by Wienerschnitzal February 28, 2010

ben jemima

Blow job

Before I go to sleep, a Ben jemima really helps me fall asleep.

by mjandy January 12, 2014