jelqmaxxing 

Jelqing as much as physically possible

I now have the biggest penis in the world, thanks to my jelqmaxxing

jelqmaxxing by Jelqer24 April 22, 2024

jelqmaxxing 

Stretching the heck out of your badongadong this is a form of looksmaxxing

“Have you been looksmaxxing?”
“Yes I’ve been Jelqmaxxing”
“I want you”

jelqmaxxing by jelqfreak43 May 1, 2024

jelqmaxxing 

jelqmaxxing is the committed act of extreme jelqing on a regular basis to achieve a desired goal of penile girth and length

a jelqmaxxer is someone who is committed to jelqing at any and every opportunity available, usually also someone who participates in extreme and dangerous jelqing methods such as the japanese jiggle jelq

someone who tries jelqing once or twice is not a jelqmaxxer, and has not jelqmaxxed. it must be constant and consistent, and intense

me and my homie took up jelqmaxxing 5 years ago and never looked back. we both jelqmaxx eachother constantly and we’ve both grown a combined 13.7 inches in length and 11.8 inches of girth!!! i love jelqmaxxing!!!

jelqmaxxing by jelqmaxx_master July 22, 2024

Jewmaxxing 

Jewmaxxing, this slang came from a word called min maxing meaning you’re focusing at one stat than all the other stats. Therefore you’re maxing your jewishness above anything else.

Timmy: Do you know what jewmaxxing is??
Tommy: Yeah History Wizard explained it on his tiktok
Timmy: *After watching his tiktok* Wow this “jewmaxxing” seems pretty offensive since I am a jew myself

Jewmaxxing by Arbaybay May 23, 2023

Jelqmaxing 

Wrapping around your peebis and jorkmaxing while committing cbt to obtain full elongated potential of your pp.

Person 1: I am currently jelqmaxing in Chemistry.
Person 2: K I’ll call you later.

Jelqmaxing by Elben Lord April 5, 2024

Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing 

When you pay a homeless Italian man to lick your nipples in such a way that your penis extends. Combine this with doing it near a black hole so your penis spaghettifies and also increases in length. While doing all this, start jelqing to maximize the length of your penis. Once your penis has reached a length of about 50 kilometers, you are now ready to penetrate your Italian man.

You wanna go find some people to Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxx with?
I just Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxed with that guy over there!
I love Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing!

Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing by Bornelius September 22, 2025

jerkmaxxing

Jerkmaxxing is the act of improving the way you look by maximising the amounts of times you jerk off per day.
An efficient jerkmaxxer will jerk off up to 16-18 times per day.
Jerkmaxxing can build up Jaw muscles, and fix a negative canthal tilt.

Shaniqua : "Damn, playa, you looking good"
Kerinishootah: "Hell yeah, I been Jerkmaxxing."
Shaniqua : "Wow"

jerkmaxxing by thuggeroni August 28, 2023