Jellyfish

A person who is "jelly" or jealous. They are often found ridiculing other's acheivments.

Guy 1: Hey bro, check out my new rims.
Guy 2: They suck, man.
Guy 1: Wow, you really are a jellyfish.
Guy 2: I'm not a jellyfish!
Guy 1: Yes you are.
Guy 2: Am not.
Guy 1: Are to.
Guy 2: Am not.
Guy 1: Are to.
Guy 2: Okay.

by HushPuppy July 8, 2012

Jellyfish

A woman who is great to look at, but dangerous to get close too.

"She's hot! Too bad she's a jellyfish... That girl is crazy as hell, she'll stab you during foreplay..."

by DaRealMan March 16, 2013

Jellyfish

The ability to ejaculate with a half-erect penis, usually caused by narcotics or alcohol

Whoa I was rockstar drunk last night, I totally jellyfishes whats-her-pickle and got outta there fast

by Burnaby_Bo July 10, 2011

Jellyfish

A Jellyfish is what you make when you wack off into a glass of water. The result is a partially floating, dangling, jizz strand that looks like a jellyfish.

"So did you hook up with whats-her-name last night?"

"No dude, I just went home and made a jellyfish."

by El Spicy Taco October 15, 2008

Jellyfish

Awesome. Really cool. A common synonym is: bomb, but cannot be used with 'the' preceding the word.

'The Jellyfish' is incorrect.

'Jellyfish' is correct.

Person A "Dude, why are you allowed to do that...?"
Person B "Cos I'm Jellyfish..."

Person A "DUDE LOOK AT THAT THING OVER THERE. it's jellyfish!"

by chiangchiangchiangchiangchiang December 6, 2010

Jellyfish

A game not commonly played. The object is to not be the last person to say Jellyfish.
Someone shouts out 'jellyfish' and everyone has to say, 'jellyfish'. The last person to say this says 'I am not a jellyfish'.

Then everyone laughs at them.

David: "Jellyfish!"
Jake: "Jellyfish-"
Becki: "-jellyfish-"
Simon: "I am NOT, a jellyfish."

by Pseudonymrawr June 15, 2010

Jellyfish

Silicone breast implants. Resembling jellyfish.

Damn, look at the jellyfish on that girl!

by Teh Zack October 26, 2010