jerkability

a rating of how sexy (or appealing to masturbate to) is,
ratings go from 1 to 10,
1 being E.T. wearing nothing but a sombrero and a strap-on,
10 being Angelina Jolie 20 years ago

Adam: Dude, did you see the Grammy awards last night?

Josh: Heck yes! Megan Fox was so hot!!

Adam: Dude...you're stupid, she's only like a 6 on the jerkability scale.

Josh:wut?

Adam: Her thumbs look like big toes...

by Beat Off Ben, AKA Ben K. May 6, 2011

hella jella

A phrase meaning "very jealous"

"hella" (really or very)+ "jella" (jeal- from jealous)

During the Cold War, the Soviet Union was hella jella of the US's nuclear armaments. This lead to increased tension between the two superpowers.

by onceyougosamoan November 30, 2010

Jelacic

Jelacic is another name for the word "Ban" on Discord. Also it is a beer with 89.9% alcohol.

"Dude stop spamming you're going to get a Jelacic"

"Bro this beer is so good, what is it"
"It's Jelacic, with 89.9% alcohol"

by Mufid pojeo Muffine July 21, 2019

Jelani

A guy who is one of the best lovers and kissers to there beautiful girlfriend/wife. Tons of girls think he is cute and so sexy but he only deals with one of the sexiest girls he finds. He will treat any girl perfect and will die for them. Also he is very athletic when it comes to sports. Big Daddy some calls him.

Daniela: Man I want to date Jelani so bad
Kesha: Same but he already has someone
Daniela: Yeah I know but he is so hot

by Breadwinner December 1, 2016

Jeleah

Fun, very cute , and it always down to do something ! Is very loyal in a relationship and keeps word ! When loves someone , she loves hard .. she goes after her goals

I am being a Jeleah today .

by Jeleah October 16, 2019

Jelani

Im just a nigga with a rocket launcher

Hey is that Jelani?The nigga with a rocket launcher??

by TokiyoTomarai October 19, 2019

Jelani

a kool guy who every1 wants 2 hang out wit. Fun hot athletic and the life of the party. Big man on campus

Man i wish i was Jelani

by Jelani Fields October 18, 2008