Jehanna

Jehanna is the best person you could ever be friends with. She's witty in ways you can't ever imagine, you're so lucky to have met her. If you need a great friend-- or a friend for keeps. Find a girl named Jehanna. She's totally a catch, you can never find someone that would compare to her. But, she's a busy person. That's one of the things you'll love about her. Because no matter how busy she gets she'll always have time for the people who are important to her. Let's say she has it all. She's totally gorgeous, has a great personality, pretty lovable, caring in ways you can't imagine, smart beyond wonder, a phenom in so many ways and she'll always be there for you. You'll love this girl. So, if you find one like her. Keep her forever. Love her. Always be there for her. Care for her. Put her before yourself (She's a pretty selfless person). Never give up on her. Hug her (She gives great hugs). Make her laugh. Make her cry (Out of happiness). And please don't you dare hurt her.

Jehanna sure is busy today, well every day.
Jehanna really is something.
That amazing girl-- her name is Jehanna, right?

by Bbq gurl May 5, 2018

Jihad Joe

A Middle Eastern combat action figure; al-Qaeda's answer to GI Joe.

"Jihad Joe, Jihad Joe, fighting man from towel to toe!"

by Led Zeppole November 18, 2003

JeZadelling

To photobomb a professional photo in a way which makes you the centre of attention. This is traditionally done at weddings.

Person 1: Damn man, Jenny has JeZadelled everyone of our wedding photos.
Person 2: Yeah man, Jenny is the best at JeZadelling!

by Arjade February 25, 2015

Colonic Jihad

Diarrhea, which is so sudden, massive and explosive that it feels like your bowels have declared a holy war.

About 30 minutes after I ate at the Chinese Buffet I had an attack of the colonic jihad. I barely made it to the bathroom in time.

by Seyler-do August 12, 2011

Jizzlamic Jihad

To implement your jizztastic dominance over an unwilling girl or guy. It is often referred to as a holy semen war against a persons face, tonsils, asshole, or any other orifice.

Last night I took that infidel Bernice back to my place and after finding spiritual inner peace I unloaded a Jizzlamic Jihad upon her boobs.

Islamic Jihad are gay, Jizzlamic Jihads are awesome!

by D-Fence October 20, 2010

jihadrian

The worst gk to ever exist literally terrorises the lfc fanbase on a weekly basis

Jihadrian is at it again

by Heheimr&dumb November 4, 2020

Jehan

A kind generous girl who would always help others in need. She is often someone world and would make someone’s day she would get upset sometimes but she lives life to the fullest and ingnores the haters

(Jehan) is so live

Let’s hang out with (jehan)

by Amilia lover December 9, 2017