Thomas Jefferson High School

A school where a graphing calculator, protractor, and astrolabe are required in every class.

Person A: “Hey, isn’t your boyfriend on the football team at Thomas Jefferson High School?”

Person B: “Not anymore, he broke his straightedge and fractured his compass during a scrimmage last weekend.”

by Maggie Walker Student October 31, 2017

Jeffery Krajic

Only the greatest history teacher ever. Always has clean hair and shoes.

"Did you see Jeffery Krajic?"
"Yeah his shoes are sick!"

by Hellahotteapot October 21, 2021

mr jefferson

An offensive term for an african-american

"Whoa, calm down Mr Jefferson! Theres plenty of watermeleon to go around"

by popp13 September 18, 2006

Total Jefferson

1. A compulsive Liar,
2. Someone culpable or verbal diarrhea.

See that David Cameron?, he's a total total fucking Jefferson.
Don't listen to that total Jefferson, mate.

by anonymous_1969 March 20, 2013

Jefferson

A handsome boy that attracts many girls.It may take a while for females to realize it, but they will eventually find they like Jefferson.

I think I have a crush on Jefferson.

by Mikalea December 19, 2017

Jefferson airplane

A slight modification. The Jefferson airplane is made from a burned out paper match by splitting it into a "V" and placing the roach in it.

I need a Jefferson airplane

by masshntr April 15, 2009

Jefferson Nutcracker

When a guy puts his cock in a woman's ass so hard she grabs his balls and cracks them.

Yesterday when i was trying to bang my chick she gave me a jefferson nutcracker.

by Nigs Brownfield November 4, 2008