Jeff Gordon

#24 in the Nextel Cup, has won a few championships, but is still a flaming cocky ass faggot, and maybe if he wasn't so busy blowing his teammates he wouldn't have lost his wife and girlfriend that he had.

You'd have to be an ass pirate to like Jeffy Gordon

by Bud 8 March 16, 2005

Jeff Gordon

Getting a blow job from a hot chick while driving in a car.

Yea man, after winning a drag race in my Rice Rocket she gave me a Jeff Gordon all the way home, it was tight.

by Rick1 January 5, 2009

Jeff Gordon

Sexyist nascar racer alive.

Jeff Gordon is the sexyist man alive.

by Christina April 26, 2005

Jeff Gordon

His homosexuality (with his teammmate Jimmie Johnson)is the worst kept secret in NASCAR. He is known for being a cheater, and is extremely overrated. His actually driving ability is comparable to J.J. Yeley, who is just a mediocre driver. Gordon's success has came because of illegal modifications to his cars that gave him an unfair advantage, and is the only reason that he is considered by some to be a great driver.

Hendrick Motorsports drivers including Jeff Gordon are known for being overrated, and would be mediocre drivers at best if they were with other teams.

by Sebastian Kennedy April 15, 2008

Jeff Gordon

The act of defecating in a urinal. Done either for malicious or humorous purposes.

Friend 1: Man, i hate that hotel. I wish there was something i could do to get back at them for their poor service.
Friend 2: You could always shit in their urinals.
Friend 1: Oh yeah! I didn't even think about the Jeff Gordon! Thanks pal!

by George McClane July 14, 2010