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Ask Jeeves

A search engine used for looking up information on the internet. Unfortunetly, Jeeves is not as good as Google, you can never get a straight answer out of this balding man that looks fairly sexy in his Halloween costume.
Little Merle: I typed in "Russian Goods and Services" and all I got were mail orded brides. Hmm, that one looks pretty decent, actually...Where is all the real information that real people need?!
Little Alvin: Try Google, it's way better!
by THE ALL KNOWING AMY May 7, 2004
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Jeeves

Name of butler in any rich person's house.
If you name your son Jeeves, he will be doomed to a future of butlery.
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 6, 2003
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ask jeeves

The lamest Search Engine Ever. The commercials tell you that typing in a question will give you an answer.

All it is is a search engine, like Google, and Yahho (Except 6000 times worse) and does NOT give you answers, merely search results.
Me: *types in* Where can I find 10 hour long porn movies?

Ask.com: 1st Result A Brief History on movies at the cinema!

Me: Why can't Ask.com implode?

Ask.com: 1st Result 10 HOUR Pr0n DVD'Z 4 DOwnloaDINg LOLZ!!!11

Me: Ah.. I think i'm gonna go use Google now...
by Cloud November 27, 2004
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Jeetesh

Jeetesh :- A gentleman who is incredibly strong but also sensitive. A sweet guy that puts others Smile before himself. He is brave, sweet, honest, and completely amazing, as well as cute. He is mature and tries to keep everyone happy. A person who is an angel and who I'm lucky to know and He is so much caring guy.. .he has a kind heart Overall, the perfect guy every girl dreams about.
All I can say is, what an amazing guy. He must be Jeetesh
by #J81 June 1, 2019
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That's what Jeeves said

a proper response to any sort of homoerotic reference or innuendo
Person 1: I don't like it from the top, I like it from the back.
Person 2: That's what Jeeves said

Person 1: This is gonna be so long and hard.
Person 2: That's what Jeeves said

etc.
by 2410 April 27, 2008
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Weed Jeeves

When a significant other caters too your marijuana needs and wants
Jasmine wakes up and says to Scott "bong"

he immediately without hesitation grinds some fresh kush and packs a bowl for her. Then proceeds to stand around like a butler named Jeeves. I.E. Weed Jeeves
by sacsmine October 21, 2011
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the Jeeves

Where you attatch a chain to your cock ring and wear it as a monocle.
Jerry was rocking the Jeeves at the office party.
by Frank West August 28, 2006
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