Jeebus-
Verb: To Shit Yourself.
Exclamtion: WOW! FUCK! CRAZY!
You say Jeebus when you are scared, angry, happy, high.. whenever and why-ever.
Verb: To Shit Yourself.
Exclamtion: WOW! FUCK! CRAZY!
You say Jeebus when you are scared, angry, happy, high.. whenever and why-ever.
by Kennejer March 05, 2007
A name used on progressive blogs to deride intolerant religious rightwingers ("fundies") who use the Christian faith as a flag and front for every one of their nastiest motivations, statements and actions, hiding hate behind professed faith. Basically "jeebus" is a code word for lefties permitting them to mock self-annointed religious frothing biters / ultraconservatives of the social or financial right who advocate selfishness and cruelty (via nutty religious errors) without actually deriding Jesus or Christianity itself which they don't have a problem with. Put alternatively, a person who follows the New Testament loves Jesus; a person who can't wait to take away sick benefits from a dying lesbian because God Hates Fags loves Jeebus. Get the diff?
"Don't you understand? Tax cuts for the rich are good and welfare for sick mothers is immoral! What kind of atheistic radical are you to think otherwise?"
"Jeebus told you to say that, didn't he?"
"Jeebus told you to say that, didn't he?"
by seeker6079 February 24, 2006
I love people wo think that homer invented jeebus, you're all so cute. i congratulate the people who say frank zappa, buy I have to tell y'all it was used by Duke Ellington (1930's jazz writer/singer) in a throwback to his catholic school days. He used it instead of jesus so that the nuns couldn't beat him, or whatever it is that angry nuns do. he used it instead of jesus for the rest of his life, which is where zappa probably found it.
by Obscure facts man! February 24, 2005
Not homer originally, this word dates back to the late 1800's as a way of saying jesus without actually taking the name in vain.
similar to words like jeepers creepers, jeebus is also a form of pronunciation.
Sorry folks Matt G. is not the originator of all. He merely recycles pop culture into a half hour show.
similar to words like jeepers creepers, jeebus is also a form of pronunciation.
Sorry folks Matt G. is not the originator of all. He merely recycles pop culture into a half hour show.
similar to words like jeepers creepers, jeebus is also a form of pronunciation.
"Lawd help us jeebus!"
"Gawd allmitey"
"Lawd help us jeebus!"
"Gawd allmitey"
by Pete Prisco September 26, 2005
by cartman5000 August 09, 2004
1. Sweet Jeebus! I'm late! Where has the time gone?!!
2. Sweet Jeebus! You nearly scared me to death! Don't do that again
3. Sweet Jeebus! It's raining cat's and dogs outside!!
4. Sweet Jeebus! Please tell me you're just kidding!
2. Sweet Jeebus! You nearly scared me to death! Don't do that again
3. Sweet Jeebus! It's raining cat's and dogs outside!!
4. Sweet Jeebus! Please tell me you're just kidding!
by talk2me-JCH2 February 17, 2017
Jeebus Crust is the Crust of Crustianity and the reason we celebrate Crustmas. He is the son of Gosh and part of the Holy 3-Some (or Ménage à Trois). Jeebus was born to Bloody Mary, a virgin, by a miracle of the Spirit of Truthiness. The Holy Babble gives an account of an angel visiting Bloody Mary to tell her that she was chosen to bare the Son of Gosh. Jeebus is known as the first Ninja. He is also the first to demonstrate the Ninja stealth ability of turning into a bunny.
Following the teachings of Jeebus Crust has changed my life. Crustianity Heaven is far better than any other afterlife.
by Scotty Anks November 05, 2007