Jeezus Vs Yeezus

The most anticipated battle of all time... This battle will determine the fate of the world and human kind alike. The result of this battle is still unknown to everyone, because there is no obvious answer. Brought to light by American hip-hop artist and recorded producer Kanye West, Mr. West explains in his hit album, Donda, the consequences of Yeezus claiming victory. However, if Jeezus were to win, it would mean the end of all evil and sin will officially and eternally be cleansed from the Earth, therefore birthing a utopian era.

Jeezus vs Yeezus... Jeezus is the King, Yeezus has the bling

by Lord Pain November 30, 2021

Fo Jeezus

an action one does in the name of the lord(allah, buddha, mohammed, jesus, etc., etc.)

Dis' ain't really my thang, but imunna do it Fo Jeezus!

by Owlvin August 6, 2008

Jeezus

Used as ghetto shit statement to present some enquiry o worshiping to the lord savior

- Malcom: Yo mate, I'm on a date with ya sista
- Roy: Jeeezus Malcom! What the heck?

- Leeroy: Yo dawg, I almost died today at the gunshot.
- Roy: Thank lord Jeezus!

by Jeezusss September 25, 2015

Jeezus

A name given to a gay guy that tells you you're not going to hell.

"Aww you're not going to hell."
"Thanks Jeezus."

by Zach May 21, 2004

Jello Jezus

A very homo-sexual small statue of Jezus made completely out of a small, blonde, British kids jizz, which one may use for pleasuring their rectum.

"Want to go make a Jello Jezus?"
"Only if i can swallow the jizz then barf it up on to your chest"
"Great, then i'll shove it in my rectum"

by Jamesnuttall April 17, 2009

Jezus Cheetos

A secular placeholder for the common vernacular use of "Jesus Christ", when exclaiming disdain or confusion.

"Jezus Cheetos Sonny-Jim, get a fucking grip.

by _betamax_ June 15, 2018

Jeezus

The word a horny loli once said "*gets smacked by jeezus*" ....her name was laylani ;^;

Oh nuu jeezus smackled meh

by Ash the pokemon January 27, 2019