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Jace the Mind Sculptor 

A magic the gathering character and playing card that when owned is a status symbol that places a player above those who don’t own one.

Why is Jace so coveted? - It is widely known that Jace has sexual relations with Ajani the lion man - Ajani is the coolest cat around. Jace shits out mox artifacts, owns a foil tarmagoyf named wanker, and wipes his ass with lotus petals. He is the hardest planeswalker around. “The mind sculptor” refers to his ability to have sex with and occasionally impregnate anything or anyone without even making physical contact; hence - with his mind.
Noob: wow is that a Jace the mind sculptor!?
Mtg Vet: yes and keep your grimy hands away from it fuck nut
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Sarah Joyce 

the most beautiful and amazing person ever. They are always making you laugh and keep you happy and from doing dumb and stupid stuff. Sarah may have some problems herself but will always keep a smile on her face. SHE IS AMAZING
Oh! look out here comes Sarah Joyce. I heard she is the greatest person alive

sarah-jayne 

a queen, the best name out there. has a lot of talent.
sarah-jayne by heyahun November 28, 2018

SPACE JAM JAYE

THE REALEST NIGGUH OUT RIGHT NOW
NIKKA-1: AYE U CHECK OUT THE SPACE JAM JAYE MIXTAPE?

NIKKA-2:NAW GEE WHO DAT?

NIKKA-1: THE REALEST NIGGUH ALIVE! DUH NIKKAFISH

NIKKA-2: OH SHIT! LEMME COP DAT HARD-COPY JO

second choice joyce 

Is a woman/girl that is chosen last after hours when the bar/club closes.
Well all the goodones are gone, not all of them slim, take old second choice joyce there.
second choice joyce by Donna C February 4, 2006

Sheila Joyce 

A night on the tyles, a gathering of friends for a great old knees up associated with corkman
hey shackles are ya going for a sheila joyce with the gang tonight biy?
or are ya gona be a Naff Jacket
Sheila Joyce by shackles December 10, 2003

sally jayne 

the coolest band every .... if you don't know them then look them up on myspace.....beautiful and touching lyrics that could bring you to your knees and the band members are great ppl.
did you see the sally jayne drummer holy shit lol "
sally jayne by lost_love December 3, 2010