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The Slippery Javelin

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N. Where a woman is kneeling down with her back towards her partner and manually masturbates him over-the-shoulder style. First attempted at a Texas MFA program.
At first I thought my lover was turning around to leave. But it turns out she was just getting into position to give me the slippery javelin.
by parralax42 December 9, 2010
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Javelin Catcher

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A position in the Olympics in which a country nominates the town idiot or asshole to try to catch javelins in the javelin toss competition.
Hey, send Noah to be this years Javelin Catcher for USA.
by O Jonny Boy August 14, 2008
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Jizz Javelin

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1) any student at St. Francis High School in La Canada, CA

2) a dude who's a player and messes with girls and is a jerk and attends St. Francis

3) loyola's definition of St. Francis dudes on Urban Dictionary; Jizz Javelins tend to be good students in a class St. Francis offers called Douchebaggery
"That guy doesn't go to Loyola, he goes to St. Francis. Hey, this is random but, what's their mascot again?"
"I dunno, but they're major Jizz Javelins"

"Sorry, i was on the phone with my best friend Susie because her heart was broke by a stupid jizz javelin at St. Francis."

"God, that St. Francis guy's a douche!"
"Yeah! What a total Jizz Javelin!"
by olhjghgioq[gu[a August 19, 2009
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Javelin Jerker

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A term used in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 for those who use the javelin lock on to kill unsuspecting victims. Those who use Javelins on playlists such as Search and Destroy and frequently called this.
Wafflecopter365: OMG DAMN IT, WHAT A JAVELIN JERKER!
Dbagdevin431: HAHA you blow!

Jacksonsboytoy: my gosh... i'm such a Javelin Jerker.
by dalamo April 3, 2010
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Javelin Catching

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Any activity of a dubious and generally dangerous, thankless and/or undesirable nature, generally left to interns or other low-ranking persons.
Phil is the staff member in charge of javelin catching.
by Stormhound September 21, 2016
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She has a nice ass, a nice body shape and is way better than muddy, she's good at swimming and is the best girl to talk to and is funny and hot
Damn have you seen Jadeline, Ivan wishes he could have that
by Ivan123457 September 15, 2016
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