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JasonBourneAxis 

A big snitch who snitched on the former FSP Superintendent fobagosalot and also will snitch on anyone who does crime, a big boy snitch, the biggest snitch in the state of Firestone.
JasonBourneAxis is such a big snitch! He's gay for snitching on fobagosalot! He is a FSP Superintendent and he saved us, he shouldn't be punished for hit and run, vehicle assault, reckless driving and more crimes!
JasonBourneAxis by Opama November 3, 2018
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Jason Bourne 

Someone who gets really mad but can't fight for shit no matter how hard they try

Jason Bourne 

A spontaneous response that is yelled out after hearing the words "Jesus Christ".

First said by Craig Jeffers in the 2016 American film Jason Bourne.
Jason Bourne by Buel September 16, 2017

oh my god its jason bourne 

Relating to the meme, "Sword guy Jason Bourne meme!" Usually used when something is unusual.
A chemical reaction in a science lab. "It exploded! Oh my god, it's the work of Jason Bourne!" oh my god its jason bourne

Jason Bourne 

Jason Charles Bourne is a fictional character and the protagonist of a series of novels by Robert Ludlum and subsequent film adaptations. He first appeared in the novel The Bourne Identity (1980), which was adapted for television in 1988. The novel was very loosely adapted in 2002 into a feature film under the same name and starred Matt Damon in the lead role.
Jason Bourne has a tormented past, which continues to influence him throughout his lifetime. Jason Bourne is but one of many aliases used by David Webb. Webb is a career foreign service officer and a specialist in Far Eastern affairs. Before the events in The Bourne Identity, Webb had a Thai wife named Dao and two children named Joshua and Alyssa in Phnom Penh, the capital of Cambodia. Webb's wife and two children were inadvertently killed during the Vietnam War when a fighter plane strayed into Cambodia, dropped two bombs and strafed a spot near the Mekong River. However, unknown to Bourne, Joshua survived. Due to Cambodia's neutrality in the war, every nation disclaimed the plane, and, therefore, no one took responsibility for the incident. Having nothing left to live for, Webb went to Saigon and, under the careful guidance of Alex Conklin, ended up training for an elite Top Secret Special Forces unit called Medusa. Within that select organization Webb was known only by his code name, Delta One.
Jason Bourne by The Centurion December 30, 2014

jason bourne'd

To disappear to someone's knowledge from the face of the earth without notice. When you wake up with a girl and erase all of your information from her phone to the fullest, block every form of social media, and then speed off. To block someone from every form of contact (unless they attempt so by extreme measure) from your life. To totally vanish and dispatch someone or a group of people from your life. Really useful when that Tinder chick turns out to be a psycho.
1. Dude, I hooked up with the hottest girl last night, but in the morning she was a total bitch. I Jason Bourne'd her ass. She doesn't even remember my name.

jason bourne fight 

A fight so confusing you don't know what is even going on and who is even winning the fight itself.
Josh: I was watching Carl and Tony have a Jason Bourne Fight in the parking lot, and I had no idea what the hell was going on.