Jarman

V. The act of going "cray cray" with no concern for how others may feel.

If she doesn't agree with what I say, I'm gonna go all jarman on her.

by chicken_man83 May 3, 2013

Ryan Jarman

the guitarist and vocalist for the cribs along with his twin brother and his younger brother.
Is reasonably good looking but talks like a retard
Thinks he created Live 8 by texting bob geldof but we don't care because he's beyond awesome.
Dates Kate Nash but i don't really care;she's a loser and covers men's needs and other awesome songs badly

ryan jarman wrote the incredible song hey scenesters!

by ihaveissues! and amyisaloser! February 2, 2009

jarumi

Jarumi is a caring friend that cares about you

Jarumi is nice

by Les4536 April 26, 2021

Jarmanating

Verb, to Jarmanate. Description of the act of a large, extremely overweight man having a very brief sexual encounter with an attractive, much smaller woman.

"Can you imagine Chris Moyles jarmanating Sarah Cox..?"

by Bloatee July 25, 2012

Jarima

A woman named Jarima, is usually smart, beautiful and outgoing. Has beautiful eyes and a great Big booty! Isn't shy about her food. Very caring and is a great friend. Makes a great Taco salad and isn't very fond of bats...

1. whhoooaaa is that Jarima?

2. Jarima, you watch the food channel too much, want some suki hana?

3. oh Jarima, hate to see you leave, but love to see you go :)

4. JARIMMA ITS A BAT! ITS A BAT!! GET IT GET IT!!! AHHH

by Mass1002 February 6, 2010

Jarumatiro

A term for an old man who likes to play Roblox with kids on the internet. 90% of the Jarumatiro like children romantically and do things to them without their consent. They love to call children "furry" and most of the Jarumatiro are from Romania. Their father has left them and their mother is ill to the point of barely getting out of bed. They do not get any outside attention due to the fact they don't exit their house and live off child support.

Person1: Man, you know what's sad? Remember Alexander from school? Turns out he became a Jarumatiro .
Person2: Oh God, that's horrible...
Person1: Yeah I heard that he's the worst case yet...
Person2: I hope he gets caught...

by Maykieee November 19, 2022

jartman

a mix between a julie and a cartman, hence a jartman. jartmans can often be found partying it up at the leper colony listening to very unrufus-like music. timmeh deluxes are the sworn enemy of jartmans everywhere

miz ate all the doritos? what a jartman

by Jona Goldy July 24, 2008